I hate it when...

J - Dog · #1 03-24-2007, 03:10 PM

You stash your bag and forget where you put it??

Did I hide it under my folded shirts in my dresser? No.
Its not in my backpack..
Damn I knew I had it last night. Fack!

Did I drop it somewhere?? *retraces footsteps from the night before*
Damn damn damn!

Is it under my sheets or in my pants pocket? No!!

*remembers to quit drinking so many beers too*

This is getting ridiculous.. I know I had it, and I wanna' get stoned.

*checks all the little cubby compartments, vases, shoeboxes*

MutherFack! Its not funny now

Then you finally find it in the last place you look

"duh!" and you slap yourself for having a stoner moment.
And proceed to blaze.

mr_issues · #2 03-24-2007, 03:15 PM

LoL, I've had days like that...

drochoker · #3 03-24-2007, 03:34 PM

i hate it when i'm high, and then put it somewhere dumb and think i'll remember, and it always seems like a really good idea.

but when i look for it later, when i'm straight again, i cant find it haha

mr_issues · #4 03-24-2007, 03:44 PM

I hate it when im high and my fucking wife starts in on me about shit that should be in the fucking past... I need better weed soon or im going to snap.

Blazin24/7 · #5 03-24-2007, 04:11 PM

I usually hide a joint as my youngest daughter doesn't know I blaz....but my older one does.....she is a pretty cool little squirt...well aanyways I might roll a nice hog leg....b4 I'm down from my buzz get ready to lite it and here my youngest comes..."mommy"..."oh MOMMY!" so I stash it quick and go see what she needs....well i'm still a little high when I stashed it in a hurry I try now to do this in the same spot as repatition is the key to going back for your stash.... you ALWAYS think you will remember...NOT you are a F*CKin stoner dude!!!

lmao

J - Dog · #6 03-24-2007, 05:31 PM

Whenever I forget where I put my weed, it reminds me of the SNL clip.

'Dude... you can put your weeeed in there'

skunkushybrid · #7 03-25-2007, 12:05 AM

My weed is about the only thing I can find when I want to. I tend to misplace everything else.

fdd2blk · #8 03-25-2007, 12:08 AM

i love finding weed i lost. like unexpectedly 6 months down the road. you pull out that old shirt , "what the hells in my pocket? ahhhhh, yes, there it is".

skunkushybrid · #9 03-25-2007, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by fdd2blk

i love finding weed i lost. like unexpectedly 6 months down the road. you pull out that old shirt , "what the hells in my pocket? ahhhhh, yes, there it is".

Fd', ever heard of washing machines? lol.

IPokeSmot · #10 03-25-2007, 12:16 AM

oooh . dont ever talk to me about losing shit.

i found my keys in the icebox one day. ive put peanut butter in the freezer. i lose my ID and credit cards at least 5 times a week. i lose my keys EVERY day. i forget to put put the car in park, i didnt turn off the bathtub, i bought groceries, put everything up EXCEPT the frozen stuff, lost a joint in the E-Brake, got my hand STUCK in the ebrake, put my bra in the SHOWER (on a hanger, nonetheless)

see my point??