Why use a "detox kit?" -- urine question

Lynchburgfall

Lynchburgfall

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Hello again

Well, i'm having a bit of a mental dilemma. I've been on probation for about 6 months now for growing pot ( https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/26582-i-got-busted-last-night.html ). So far, I've passed every drug test i've taken. I'm NOT complaining about that, I promise. I am complaining about paying $40 for a detox kit every time but the last one. This morning, I passed a drug test after smoking last night but without a detox kit. I didn't have enough money and it's a 3 strikes deal here in NC. I can fail 3 w/o being violated and sent back to court to face my real charges.

So, ok, i do run about 5 miles a day and have super low body fat content (like about 5.5-8%). I sweat a lot and drink a shit-ton of water. Beyond that, I have the ability to lose a lot of weight in a very short period of time (about 15-20lbs/week). I did run 2 miles before my test and drank a little under a half gallon of water. My urine was

Am i wasting my money on these kits? What other factors are at work here?
 
Skate Hawaii

Skate Hawaii

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Lynchburgfall said:
Hello again

Well, i'm having a bit of a mental dilemma. I've been on probation for about 6 months now for growing pot ( https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/26582-i-got-busted-last-night.html ). So far, I've passed every drug test i've taken. I'm NOT complaining about that, I promise. I am complaining about paying $40 for a detox kit every time but the last one. This morning, I passed a drug test after smoking last night but without a detox kit. I didn't have enough money and it's a 3 strikes deal here in NC. I can fail 3 w/o being violated and sent back to court to face my real charges.

So, ok, i do run about 5 miles a day and have super low body fat content (like about 5.5-8%). I sweat a lot and drink a shit-ton of water. Beyond that, I have the ability to lose a lot of weight in a very short period of time (about 15-20lbs/week). I did run 2 miles before my test and drank a little under a half gallon of water. My urine was

Am i wasting my money on these kits? What other factors are at work here?
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is it worth taking the chance for just another 40$?
 
Lynchburgfall

Lynchburgfall

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is what worth it? i'm not risking shit. i've passed 9 tests now (instant and mail-in). i know that smoking when i'm being tested is stupid. but so is the notion that it takes fucking 30 days to clean out your system. what i'm ASKING is if those detox kits, like strip NC or the extra stuff, are worth it or if i should just drink water and shit.

come on folks, i know smoking weed is dumb and not worth it but i love it so fuckin A.

do the drinks and pills work to pass DT's?
 
Skate Hawaii

Skate Hawaii

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Lynchburgfall said:
is what worth it? i'm not risking shit. i've passed 9 tests now (instant and mail-in). i know that smoking when i'm being tested is stupid. but so is the notion that it takes fucking 30 days to clean out your system. what i'm ASKING is if those detox kits, like strip NC or the extra stuff, are worth it or if i should just drink water and shit.

come on folks, i know smoking weed is dumb and not worth it but i love it so fuckin A.

do the drinks and pills work to pass DT's?
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so if your not risking shit than why put any effort into it at all?
call yourself lucky about passing that one time, but if you dont have anything to risk, i'd just do what worked for you to pass the last time.
 
Lynchburgfall

Lynchburgfall

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Skate Hawaii said:
so if your not risking shit than why put any effort into it at all?
call yourself lucky about passing that one time, but if you dont have anything to risk, i'd just do what worked for you to pass the last time.
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wow, thanks hawaii. you really helped me. you see, because i asked whether or not those kits work, i thought i might gain some insight about how the drinks and pills works. but now, i feel totally better about it because you told me to "do what worked." the idea that i was trying to put out was that i don't know what works. what i wanted to know was if the kits actually work or if my exercise and water drinking habits take care of it.

if i were to follow your advice, i'd just keep smoking every day, working out as usual and not worrying about it. is that your recommendation?

ANYone else?
 
vantheman169

vantheman169

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Skate Hawaii said:
so if your not risking shit than why put any effort into it at all?
call yourself lucky about passing that one time, but if you dont have anything to risk, i'd just do what worked for you to pass the last time.
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You man dont listen to this FUCKIN MORON. I am in a sitiuation where i get random drug tests. Now in the past month i have found out a few things about drug tests from me and my wife getting a new job. All drug tests have a CUTOFF limit for marijuana or THC the substance actually tested for is 50 NG that is not a whole lot but if you smoke the night before you can pass a drug test by Dilution of the urine, in other words drinking lots of water. Now this looks real bad when you go into take your piss test and your piss is CLEAR/WHITE. LOL believe me i know i have been there. I have recently found out that if you take a Vitamin B Complex 2 at the most. It will make your URINE Yellow or NEON Yellow if you take too many. Piss about 5 times and you will be good. But to be on the safe side go to www.ebay.com and get your self some SINGLE DIP THC MARIJUANA DRUG TESTS. They test up to 50 NG (nanograms) and it is a federal cutoff limit i by SAMSHA or somthing like that look it up. And if you piss in a cup and put the test in it and it comes up with 1 solid line and 1 faint line YOU PASS! No matter how FAINT the second line is. Now this is nice because you can take a couple before you go to your PO so your not as nervous. 25 of these THC Tests are 23 Dollars on ebay. Wow like .75 cents per one. Now that is CHEAP! Fuck a detox kit. And i know these work and here is how.

My wife transfered jobs and had to take a piss test. She took a at home THC test and failed it, with regular yellow morning piss (not trying to flush) and failed the drug test. Now regular Dilution of the Urine is the quickest and easiest wait to pass, not always a sure thing especially if you smoke alot. This is pretty much if you only take a hit or 2. But her new work tests for CREATINE LEVEL to make sure you dont try and dilute your piss too much...Hmmm Tricky, says on the paper she signed not to drink more than 12 Oz of water....well that wont help you pass a drug test now will it. HA! So I did my research on the net, went and got her some Pure Creatine Supplement, forget what is called, and gave her 7 servings of it. she pissed 5 or 6 times before she went in, took a at home test anf passed. Now all we were worried about was passing the CREATINE test, stupid bullshit. If she failed that then she would have to re-take the test the next day. Well guess what...She passed the Creatine and Drug test, We were super happy. Well i hope this helps. Dont listen to some of these fuckwods that think they know everything. BUD SHOULD BE LEGAL. Keep smoking

PEACE
 
Skate Hawaii

Skate Hawaii

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sorry man, sorry for being such an idiot. f%ck me right???

you guys are such dicks, could just say im not looking for that kind of info, but instead, you just have to treat me like a moron. thanks for making me feel good about myself ass.
 
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KillerWeed420

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Detox kits are more a factor of dillution than masking or cleaning your system. Depending on a lot of factors dillution can be a great help. Here's my system.
Lots of exercise. High fiber diet with metamucil.
Stop exercising 2 or 3 days before UA.
Creatine pills
4 aspirin 4 hours before UA.
B complex vitamins to color urine.
Drink about 48 ounces of gatorade morning of UA
Piss 3 or 4 times and use the midstream of your urine.
 
Lynchburgfall

Lynchburgfall

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word. thanks folks. the drinks and pills i buy are filled w/ creatine and niacin as it is. fuck that shit. once i took one and it didn't color my urine at all, so to hell w/ all that bullshit. i'm going to get some vitamin B at the store and keep on going w/ the water.

thanks again. sorry we were so mean, hawaii. stressed out.
 
Skate Hawaii

Skate Hawaii

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Lynchburgfall said:
word. thanks folks. the drinks and pills i buy are filled w/ creatine and niacin as it is. fuck that shit. once i took one and it didn't color my urine at all, so to hell w/ all that bullshit. i'm going to get some vitamin B at the store and keep on going w/ the water.

thanks again. sorry we were so mean, hawaii. stressed out.
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i appreciate the apology.
 
vantheman169

vantheman169

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Sorry about that man i thought you were being kinda a dick so i responded with offense.

Ya the vitamin B Complex works great but dont take too many or your urine will glow brighter than Mt. Dew. LOL pretty crazy looking. I also take NIACIN dont really know if they work but i have passed many drug tests by taking them. I have even passed a piss test HIGH before by drinking tons of water, green tea, and niacin. Pissed like 5 times before the test, and i never hear anything back but my 2 buddies that took the same test same day NOT HIGH both failed cuz they went in with regular NON-DILUTED urine. Ha! I was prepared! LOL. Thanks and sorry again.
 
gogrow

gogrow

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Lynchburgfall said:
Hello again

Well, i'm having a bit of a mental dilemma. I've been on probation for about 6 months now for growing pot ( https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/26582-i-got-busted-last-night.html ). So far, I've passed every drug test i've taken. I'm NOT complaining about that, I promise. I am complaining about paying $40 for a detox kit every time but the last one. This morning, I passed a drug test after smoking last night but without a detox kit. I didn't have enough money and it's a 3 strikes deal here in NC. I can fail 3 w/o being violated and sent back to court to face my real charges.

So, ok, i do run about 5 miles a day and have super low body fat content (like about 5.5-8%). I sweat a lot and drink a shit-ton of water. Beyond that, I have the ability to lose a lot of weight in a very short period of time (about 15-20lbs/week). I did run 2 miles before my test and drank a little under a half gallon of water. My urine was

Am i wasting my money on these kits? What other factors are at work here?
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you lucky bastard....in my state; i failed my first drug screen for probation....straight to jail, do not pass go, for the violation hearing.... with that being said; dont believe any of the "instant detox" kits... they have never worked for me, and i am only 120lbs; even tried the "heavyweight" formula... i had one that did pass me for weed once ("liquid stuff")....but i faiiled for cocaine...:confused::confused: the only detox i have had any sucess with is a product called "test 'n"; its a 2-3 day system, but it actually strips the toxins from your body; meaning you are clean until you do some drugs again. but if you arent wanting to spend any money on anything; i would just go with the drinking alot of water and taking your vitamins:mrgreen: (esp b vits) maybe with a niacin before the test..its worked for me before:blsmoke:
 
Lynchburgfall

Lynchburgfall

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vantheman169 said:
Sorry about that man i thought you were being kinda a dick so i responded with offense.

Ya the vitamin B Complex works great but dont take too many or your urine will glow brighter than Mt. Dew. LOL pretty crazy looking. I also take NIACIN dont really know if they work but i have passed many drug tests by taking them. I have even passed a piss test HIGH before by drinking tons of water, green tea, and niacin. Pissed like 5 times before the test, and i never hear anything back but my 2 buddies that took the same test same day NOT HIGH both failed cuz they went in with regular NON-DILUTED urine. Ha! I was prepared! LOL. Thanks and sorry again.
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Niacin is vitamin b i think. b3 if i remember correctly, so yea. i'm totally never going to waste my money on those pricey kits. gnc here i come.
 
Solo08

Solo08

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dude i have been on probation and in rehab because of failing tests. after many attempts at trying to clean my system the only thing that works is to water done your urine but around here they got so use to people having clear piss that they started to not accept it anymore and counted clear urine as a failed test. chances are you bring alot of attention to yourself with clear urine and they will probably start testing you more often. your best bet would be to just quit(even though that sounds crazy). if your gonna be on probation for awhile they will eventually catch you with hot urines...especially if you draw attention to yourself with clear urine. their not that stupid trust me. one new thing i heard though is to put bleach under your finger nail and piss on your finger to dilute the urine. that way its still yellow and the correct temperature. i learned my lesson a long time ago and you will find it much easier and less stressful to just quit.

EDIT: niacin is vitamin b12 and it doesnt work. i have tried it more then once. i have also known many other people who tried it and everyone came to the conclusion that the water does all the work and niacin doesnt do crap.
 
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MSHERBY

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I have tries many versions of the detox and masking agents to pass drug tests (hair and piss) and failed evryone.....the only thing that ever worked with no problems was the fake pee...worth every penny
 
vantheman169

vantheman169

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Solo08 said:
dude i have been on probation and in rehab because of failing tests. after many attempts at trying to clean my system the only thing that works is to water done your urine but around here they got so use to people having clear piss that they started to not accept it anymore and counted clear urine as a failed test. chances are you bring alot of attention to yourself with clear urine and they will probably start testing you more often. your best bet would be to just quit(even though that sounds crazy). if your gonna be on probation for awhile they will eventually catch you with hot urines...especially if you draw attention to yourself with clear urine. their not that stupid trust me. one new thing i heard though is to put bleach under your finger nail and piss on your finger to dilute the urine. that way its still yellow and the correct temperature. i learned my lesson a long time ago and you will find it much easier and less stressful to just quit.

EDIT: niacin is vitamin b12 and it doesnt work. i have tried it more then once. i have also known many other people who tried it and everyone came to the conclusion that the water does all the work and niacin doesnt do crap.
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Thats why you use vatimin B Complex to add YELLOW Back in your urnine. And also just go on ebay and get you some good THC test and play around with them and see what works for you. I know if i smoke, i can pass a piss test in 2 days no problem as long as i am prepared. piss 5 or 6 times and Niacin i am telling i pass this home piss test every time. and i tests up to 50 NG which is the standard Federal Cutoff Limit, do your research man its out there find the 50 NanoGram Cuttoff limit, you can buy 25 of them on EBAY for 23 dollars or you can get 1 at walmart for 20 bucks, you decide. If both lines come up on the piss test for THC then you test NEGAITVE no matter how faint that second line is. Works my wife passed a drug test after failing one the night before. She took the test failed next day had to match a certain Creatine Level like.20 NG no less than or she had to retest within 2 days. And passed the Labratory test and several tests earlier that day after diluting her urine about 5 or six times. Vitimin B complex makes urine YELLO! Trie it, even if your not high, take 2 and it will be green and B complex is good for you! Win WIn.

Hope this helped.
 
Lynchburgfall

Lynchburgfall

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and obviously adding chlorinated bleach to your urine doesn't work either. i ordered litmus tests online and failed 5 in a row adding various amounts of bleach into the urine and mixing up.

thank GOD i found a donor. today's my last UA.
 
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skott

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Lynchburgfall said:
and obviously adding chlorinated bleach to your urine doesn't work either. i ordered litmus tests online and failed 5 in a row adding various amounts of bleach into the urine and mixing up.

thank GOD i found a donor. today's my last UA.
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hi lucky man ,good luck with this optin. What i do to stay out of trouble with my PO and keep low thc level is I eat a high fiber diet (take Metamucil) the thc metabolites cling to the fiber and you poop it out. I also take a daily multi vitamin and vitamin b-12 ( not niacin its b-3 but b-12) this helps with the creatine levels of my urine when I dilute.I'm on intensive probation-piss test once a week (also saliva and hair tests). I try much suggestion -strip drinks, quick tabs, home remedies playing with my freedom. And the main thing I can suggest to you is to learn, try out and make sure it is work for you.There is no absolutely 100% effective method. Check yourself with a home drug test after using some system.I used this company- drugtestfriend.com for my tests and still keep my lifestyle (daily smoke).There systems work for me (more then 10 times).They help with a free consultation also.. if you still need.
 
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skott

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Lynchburgfall said:
and obviously adding chlorinated bleach to your urine doesn't work either. i ordered litmus tests online and failed 5 in a row adding various amounts of bleach into the urine and mixing up.

thank GOD i found a donor. today's my last UA.
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also 1-2 drops bleach in pee work for home test Do not work for lab tests. And a cheap home drug test kit you can find at Walgreens or CVS.
 
Lynchburgfall

Lynchburgfall

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skott said:
There is no absolutely 100% effective method. Check yourself with a home drug test after using some system.
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substitution is 100% effective if your donor is clean and nobody watches you in the bathroom. i took my last test on monday. praise allah.

thanks for your reply skott.
 
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