so it's 2 days after the truck accident. i'm starting to sober up, yet we are running low on funds. "Wait a minute. Didn't we toss a full fifth a JD and an open 12er of bud in the bushes after we wrecked?" " Well we sure did. let's go get it." so we cruise back out there. find the booze head over to this little park. getting pretty drunk again. someone pulls out a skateboard. "Hell i can skate!" so i'm lookin' like the mummy. got bandages all over my face. can only see out of half of one eye, but i'm drunk i can do anything.

that night at the ER:
"hi faded (they know me by first name there) why are you back does your face hurt?"
NOPE, BROKEN WRIST!!!

you'd think i would have quit drinking. hell no that's the only thing that got me thru the pain. until i devoted my drug adddiction to a lovely lady named MARY!

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Off the top of my head, one time back in highschool me & a couple of friends were in ingles drunk & high. We all had to piss but couldn't find the bathroom so I whiped it out in the middle of the store & pissed on the floor. I guess they thought it was a good idea cuz they did it too. I think we stole a couple cases of beer after that i can't remember but thats pretty much the only reason we ever went to ingles. One time I got 11 cases out of that store at like 3 in the morning. Only one person workin that late, so my friend distracted him. I rule. i got alot more stories ill post if i ever get around to it.

my friend used to steal beer from there to sell to highschool kids, he needed the money to pay for probation fees to stay out of jail lmao. i hope the cops had fun coming out there every time we stole beer, serves them right for giving my friend a weed charge.

Try to play the Wii, but not being able to figure out how to work the damn thing!

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Hmmmm, something stupid?? Well thats an endless list, but hmm..
One day I was fucking baked off of a sac of some FHUKING WHITE WIDOW (so you know i was fucked), well, I was stumblin down my street to go and sell a ounce to this chick right? well as I'm walking down I really want to smoke some more (but i had no pipe, well i've lived in my neighborhood 4eva so i thought i knew everyone in my high state, so I'm walkin down and then out of nowhere i walk up to a neighbors house and knock on the door and when the old lady answers I pull out my sac and say, "do ya got some kinda device i can smoke this out of? hey by now i'll even take some foil" The lady was lyke 80yrs old and didn't know what i was tlaking about but she gave me sum foil!!!

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Well I hope you fare well, and may the wolves stay in the hills and the women in your beds.
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Hell yes we can tell drunk sotrys too? OMG I think my heads about 2 explode!!!!!!!!!!!! BAHHH!!!

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Well I hope you fare well, and may the wolves stay in the hills and the women in your beds.
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lmao, thats fucking great.

I haven't had any really stupid things while high, since I just started really smoking weed like a half a year ago...but I'm working on getting some juicy stuff.

One of my days in high school I walked into class high as usual and sat down. While reaching into my pocket for a pen, I stumbled upon the roach from the joint that I had smoked that morning. Then on the way out of class I left the roach on my teacher's desk. She didn't mention it to anyone the next time we saw her, but I though it would be amusing to see what might happen.

I shut my finger in the car door. I couldn't frown, i just sort of laughed.

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...Posted a pic of myself on a weed site.