Ok, story time! "The worst time I got caught ever"

**GoodyBaggins** · 06-08-2006, 01:56 AM

Alright, this was two years ago... I used to get stoned with a friend of mine in his Barn loft at his house. Then we would go mudding or whatever lol.

I had just bought an awesome glass steamroller. And we named it 'Roller Coaster of Love' I think that it was his girlfriend who named it and we were stonned and thought it was alright lol. Well it was the superbowl that day and I had promissed my parents I would make it back to watch the game with them. I had spent the night over at my friend's house and I was wearing one of those ratty sweaters with the big pockets in the middle the whole time.
SO about 10 minutes into superbowl I noticed I needed to get back home. I put the rollercoaster in my front pocket and jetted off taking my weed with me.

I make it home alright, Its the country and I live 5 minutes away from my Bud. and when I open the door I see about 12 people there watching the superbowl with my family, all pretty much the type of person you don't want to know you smoke. I say Hi to them when I walk in and I'm pretty sure I had bloodshot eyes then too. (THIS IS NOT THE PLACE YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR 17)

I bend down to take off my shoes and WHACK crack! my rollercoaster falls out of my pocket and SHATERS all over the tiles in front of my family and their friends/co-workers. (luck me my weed didn't fall out too)
Well my dad and all his friends turn their heads lol to see a bunch of colored glass that smells like weed on the floor.
My dad walks up," whats that there?"
me,"oH umm fuck I have no fucking clue, but I'll clean it up... DID ANYONE LEAVE glass over here????"
my dad" hmm it smells really weird, SON! is that what I think it is"
me whispering" its a marijauna pipe, I'm trying to cover it up so you don't look like a terrible dad"
my dad" Oh ok, just clean it up then"
(I wish there was a way I could have fooled him into thinking it was some piece of art or something)

haha so I clean up the pieces and head downstairs and ponder on what just fucking happened.... at that moment I realized what the feeling of being fucked meant haha.

so guys and girls, share your stories... I'm sure you have plenty.

**summerrose** · 07-04-2006, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by GoodyBaggins

my dad" hmm it smells really weird, SON! is that what I think it is"
me whispering" its a marijauna pipe, I'm trying to cover it up so you don't look like a terrible dad"

you couldn't've been too boofed, if you thought that one up.

**freeskier** · 07-23-2006, 11:06 PM

i dont really got any bad stories but i have been caught 3 times in like the last 2 months. it sucks

**Newbierock** · 07-29-2006, 01:07 PM

I've never actually been caught. My brother in law & stepdad know about me smoking it. But they used to smoke it themselves so it's all good....if my mom found out she'd hurt me.

**jbob6912** · 09-05-2006, 11:11 PM

never been "caught"my mom was always cool.Dad died of scirosis, not sure on the spelling.I used to smoke with him.One day I went to work,I was about 16-17.I got in the elevator of the hotel I worked at.Oh, the general manager was in there too.I just picked up a 1/4oz of some "gnarl" and it smelled like hell!I knew he could smell it,and i know that he knew I was baked.And i think he knew that I knew that he knew that I was FADED!Polite conversation was never so hard.He's not cool,or,maybe he is.I don't know, longest friggin elevator ride of my life!

**mouse** · 09-06-2006, 07:05 PM

this isnt quite as amusing but harsh :P

what i got arrested for in the end was possesion of prohibited weaponry and firearms on a college grounds :P

basically i found a tazer on my way to college and me being 18 and thinking it was mint put it in my bag

so i head off to college to show all my friends my new toy. after a while we all have to head to lesson so i went up and sat outside the lesson i walked into the lesson sat down realising my bag was outside and went back to go get it to find it gone. next thing i know the college has checked my bag in lost property and i am being arrested by the police armed responce unit.

pretty unlucky day i had to flush my ganja down the toilet

ahh well its grow time

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**Scarecrow(sXs)** · 10-10-2006, 05:46 PM

i got caught in my garage w/ all my buddies having a mad session about 2 years ago. My dad knockd on the garage door-and when he opend it up a feild of smoke came emerging out! What sux 2 is my neighbors just happend 2 be walking by at the moment! LOL

No-more odd jobs 4 this kid

**silvernomad** · 10-11-2006, 09:57 AM

"worst time getting caught"......sleeping from being to high during a war games ex. (RCON or someother name like that) in CFB Gagetown, NB when we were manning a look out with a C7 and a C9 [LMG]. (never put two pot heads together in a trence with lots of bud and nothing to do but smoke and smoke some more)

After all was said and done, we had to hide alot of unspent ammo (three ammo cases worth), so as to try and see if they would believe us, when we said we did shoot at the bad guys.

All said and done, I spent the next day picking up butts (spent cig's) off one of the bases parking lot............

Now I only smoke when everything else is done (sometimes :P) that needs to be done......lol

peace

**redrmearsenal18** · 10-11-2006, 06:47 PM

i got caught the first time the other day actually. My mom found my bowl and started asking me all these questions but the funny thing is, she didn't even look in the medicine bottle i keep my weed in that was next to my bowl

**dew-b** · 10-12-2006, 09:11 PM

first off i didn't get bustedthat i know of. it was back in the early 80's. i had planted a few seeds in the back yard. i came home to finnd my aunt watering my plants. just to let you know my mom is the baby of 8 girls in her family.i don't know if my aunt knew what she was warting or not. it grew legs. i found out about 10years later that my brother saw her too. he went out and pulled my plant.to this day idon't know if my aunt knows that i smoke or not. she has never said nething to me.i should make a road trip to that house to see if there are ne plants growing in the back yard.

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