Yet Another Drug Test Thread

PurfectStorm · #1 05-22-2008, 02:23 PM

Hey everybody, I know you're probably sick of hearing these threads, but I guess you can never be too safe when it comes to losing a job.

Well on tuesday I will be taking a urine test for employment, and I was wondering whether you guys think I will be safe or not.

When Tuesday rolls around I will have not smoked for 35 days. I am not sure if I could be called a heavy smoker, but before quitting I did smoke an 8th a week (couple times a day), and have been smoking like that for about 2 years. (probably an 8th a day about 8 months ago)

I have been getting a mild amount of exercise (10 mile fast paced bike rides a couple times a week), and have been drinking on average 5-6 large glasses of water a day.

As of right now I hope I am clean, and I am wondering what my best strategy would be to pass the test. I do have access to creatine, so if I need to go the dilution route, I could creatine load for 3 days before the test so they would be in the normal range even if I drank a lot of water.

I don't really wanna go with a detox drink because I am broke, and I have heard that labs can often test for people that use them.

Any advice would be most appreciated.

lincolnvtboy · #2 05-22-2008, 02:31 PM

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ZenMaster · #3 05-22-2008, 02:33 PM

You should be fine after 35 days + a bit of exercise. Just make sure to drink alot of fluid before the test and always take from mid stream. Again you should be fine.

Hey im new · #4 05-22-2008, 04:10 PM

35 days? I took a test two weeks after smoking every day and passed...your good for sure

PurfectStorm · #5 05-22-2008, 04:48 PM

you guys still think i should creatine and b vitamin load before the test if i'm diluting?

PurfectStorm · #6 05-23-2008, 07:11 PM

SHIT...well i just bought a home THC test, and followed the instructions to the t, but didn't pass it.

Mind you, this was with absolutely no dilution, I did piss midstream, but I gave probably 30 of 70 ml in my bladder (didn't really have to go).

Any advice, the test is Tuesday and I cant afford to duplicate these results.

koncyse · #7 05-23-2008, 07:39 PM

buy some clean piss and pill bottle that shit in your gooch

Wh00p · #8 05-23-2008, 07:44 PM

Drink a shit load of green tea..

that will up your pissing way better then water..

PurfectStorm · #9 05-23-2008, 09:24 PM

My other option is to push it out for another 20 days, but I really don't wanna cuz I miss my maryjane.

Soo I'm gonna buy another home test and try the dilution method n see if that passes. Most pre-employment lab tests test at the 50ng/ml level right?

My other friend that smokes as much as I do says he failed after two months of being clean...I don't realize how regular stoners can be passing these tests after less than 3 weeks of stayin clean...

Guerilla Grower · #10 05-23-2008, 10:38 PM

testing clean is determined by a lot of things
the individual's drug absorption rate, metabolism rate, distribution in the body, excretion rate, drug quantity, drug quality and testing method used