Yet Another Drug Test Thread

Just buy some clean piss or get someone to give you some who's clean and you're all good. Those urine kits aren't completely accurate depending on the way your body works, how full of shit the maker trying to promote their product is, etc. And all that Guerilla Grower mentioned above.

It is a bit of a gamble... A decent amount of people seem to get away with it, it just depends on how paranoid you are of the chance of getting caugh, I guess.

Yeah, I am thinking about buying some Quick Fix today, I am coming to the assumption that whatever I was smoking was either too potent or I've been too much of a chronic user, so I guess I have to resort to substitution.

It is a pre-employment test so do you guys think it will be supervised? Cuz if it is...I'm pretty much screwed. Mind you this is going to be taken at a lab for a pretty reputable company.

probably not supervised... unless its for a government job... in which case, GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHERE!!!

dude if you worked at a government job that would be sweet, then you might have some
push in legalization

Well boys,
Mission Accomplished (I think)
I used a combination of 60 ml of Quick Fix I bought out of my local headshop, and then after retesting myself the night before after minor hydration (2 gatorades and 3 cups of water, and I passed with a Faint line on Day 34. I take a 2x servings of creatine the night before (the stuff that doesn't require loading of, and then wake up at 730 am and started drinking Gatorade after Gatorade.

I have a theory...these are essentially the same thing as one of those Carbo Detox drinks. Each Gatorade has 21% of your daily value of Carbs in 1 20oz bottle. So when 930 rolls around I have drank 84 percent of my DV of carbs.

I had just set the bottle down in my boxer briefs (under normal boxers), during the interview haha, and it almost slipped out when I stood up to leave. After that I went to an anonymous testing facility (I will name it after I know results). And just took a # and waited for probably a half hour. Earlier in the morning I had microwaved the quick fix per instruction for 20 seconds and popped a Multi-B Vitamin (just for looks). The synthetic urine was so hot that I thought the thermometer was broken. I nutsacked it, and 2 hours later it was time for the test.
I was asked to empty my pockets, and went into the bathroom.

First thing I drop trow, unscrew the cap on the QuickFix, and poured it into the cup. I then at that point had filled 60 ml, but the lady had asked for 1/3 of a cup. So I filled up the rest with another 30 or so mls from my righteous stream of fury. And then proceeded to piss for the next 2 minutes into the toilet ( fuckin had to hold that shit for 2 hours ). I looked at the temperature on the cup, and it was a clean 96 degrees. SCORE!!

I then walked back to the car and proceeded to de-tape (duct tape barely does the trick). And I grubbed nasty and finally felt the least stress I have had in the last 35 days of being clean.

And now I write to you, higher than I have probably been in MONTHS, off of some of my old trusty stash of the Humbolt Hash (hehe that rhymes ).

P.S. I know join the trusty legions of the Sub Club. I totally feel like a badass Mission impossible super agent after doing this haha, and for tests you know will not be supervised, I HIGHLY recommend.

out.