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Old 03-04-2007, 07:57 AM
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Default Piss test passing
I have alot to lose if I pop on a piss test administered by my work. I need a sure fire way to pass the piss test... and still smoke the weed. Everyone states different ways but I find that most just get lucky basicly, because someone else may try the exact same thing and get busted.

So, what does everyone swear by? What definately works? What doesn't work.

Also, most of the time there would only be between 1 and 8 hours notice that I would be getting drug tested. See if your way would work with this amount of notice.

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Old 03-04-2007, 10:31 AM
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1. get piss from someone that is clean

2. pour piss into a condom

3. tie the condom off at the top

4. tape the condom to your leg (this keeps piss at right temp.)

5. open condom back up pour into cup and pass your drug test.
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:34 PM
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1. get piss from someone that is clean

2. pour piss into a condom

3. tie the condom off at the top

4. tape the condom to your leg (this keeps piss at right temp.)

5. open condom back up pour into cup and pass your drug test.

Thank you for this info. The problem that I understand is that taping the condom to the leg only keeps it at like 85-90 degrees Fairenheit. I also understand that this is too cold and that they would not accept it at this temperature. If you know this to be wrong please let me know. Thanks

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it has worked for me and everyone else i know as long as dude isnt in there watching u piss.
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Hey bro wat i did to pass my piss test was i made this juice from this stuff called Sul-Gel an u mix it with water an wait an hour to piss the rest off ur THC out then piss again if ur piss is clear then it worked then jus take B-12 to color piss yellow an then u got it but it only work for like 2 -3 hours so yea but everytime i piss test it works 100%
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that was THE creepiest thing i have ever seen.
Anyways, just take one of those little hand warmers that come in the little packages in with you and your condom full o'piss. When its drizzle your pizzle time, just take the heating thingie and tape it to the condom at least 5 minutes prior. I pity you if your condom busts beforehand. Good luck
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ive said this so many times but here we go....go to GNC and get a drink..they are like $50 and have worked everytime for me and my friends..taken on the day of the test.
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I Kno its hella cheap but it works everytime for me lol but yea idk lol i hadnt ever got tested bcuz my boss chiefs with me an i live with em an he also happens to be my uncle lol so benifits of mebut yea only reason i get piss tested is bcuz of my school they found an ounce in my back pack lol
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you know. i decided that other then the "available in 5 different skin tones" prosthetic piss passing penis, the model in pink underwear is even creepier.
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