Practical Jokes ...... give me some ideas

So lets hear some good Practical Jokes

this thread should be a good fit with a bunch of potheads of all ages

http://www.funnypracticaljokes.com/jokes/practical-jokes
http://www.duckshit.com/free-practical-jokes/free-practical-jokes.html

I stumbled on the 2 above sites looking for stuff , I found them fun to just read , cant wait to put some in action

Actually I already have I, taped the kitchen sink hand spray , buttion down and aimed it in front of the sink....... harmless but funny

I am looking for some nasty gay porn mags to send to my 'friends' nextdoor neighbors houses . This same freind I know from way back in school daze , One time his grandmother passed away(lived with him and parrents) and a few days latter he came to my house with all off her RX meds to look for winners . and throw the rest away , well I took my time with throwing them away . Days later some one thru out bags of gay porn mags in a path thru the wood we would hand out in ...
So we (me and other freinds) moved the gay mags to another less used path , along with a dilldow - I have no clue where this came from , We would wait for somone to passout and put it in their pocket , or just toss it at someone at unsuspecting moments
So theirs a pile of gay mags and a dilldow in the woods , now with lots of RX meds with my freinds grandmothers name on them in the woods . So the local PD gets a 'annomous' call about the drugs and stuff in the woods
They show up pick up all the RX meds porn and the dildow and drive it to my freinds house ( the address on the pill bottoles). The stuff is given to his mother with a strong warning about littering .

Would I like to have heard the conversation that went on between the 2 of them when he got home ...........

This is the same freind I want to mail mags to his nighboors

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Ok check this one yo! U and a few friends shuld jump one of your buddys hold him down and take turns sticking your dicks in his ass..now that i think about it thats not a practical joke thats just gay rape nevermind!

i have this old tanned coon skin. One time I took it and balled it up and stuck it between the fridge and stove in the kitchen. Leaving just the tail sticking out. We had just moved in our home and the wifey wasn't so used to being out of the city.

i'm sitting there watching tv and the wife comes running in freaking out. "there's something in the kitchen" she says

I nonchalantly said bahh, it's just your cat.

"it's not my fucking cat" she says "come get it right now"

Ok, so I walk in and played the part..Woah, wonder what that is? So I creep up behind it with her hiding behind me and as soon as I grabbed the tail I yelled and jumped up.

She yelled louder and ran in the bathroom and shut the door lol

Fucking epic! If only I had a camera on us.

This was back like 35 years ago, there were a lot more hubcaps back in the day.

My friends and I were looking for something to do, we were 14/15 years old and looking for fun. We found an old hubcap in the garage and someone came up with an idea.

The next street over was a two lane street and a little busier than most of the neighborhood streets. There was a good size dip for drainage running across the street. Cars driving by would slow down and "bump, bump" as they went over the dip. There was a very large bush adjacent to the dip.

One person would be in the bush with the hubcap and another person would be casually walking along the street on the other side of the street.

When a car comes along and hits the dip the guy in the bush would throw out the hubcap, throwing it on edge so it would roll on its edge. The other kid runs out and grabs the hubcap and runs off.

From the drivers perspective, he just lost a hubcap and some kid stole it. People would skid to a stop, jump out of their cars, chase us, yell at us. Then relize that they have all their hubcaps.