Its true!
I caught a glimpse of the rare species of man known as Balloon Animal Guy.

Yesterday, I was taking the bus across the river to get some stuff. I was sitting in quiet w/ a hiking book, when I suddenly realized that during the last stop, Balloon Animal Guy had boarded. He had already created and handed down a couple of intricately tied poodles in bright plastic balloon colors.

I studied him carefully over the ridge of my book which I used to conceal my curiosity and interest.

He was mid forties. a pair of headphones and a pack. he sported a white stubble beard, a had and looked like he was dressed by Goodwill.
My initial reaction was "Hey check out this old retard tying off balloons for the jerk-offs sitting around him" .. then I corrected myself because thats what an asshole would think or say.

But Balloon Animal Guy made several people genuinely smile. He brought about a creative buzz and conversation. I overheard him tell his doutlessly recounted tale of 30 years in the balloon animal game. 30 years! Now its only a hobby for him, but it follows him in his adventures.

I was perplexed by a mixture of innocent childhood emotions and aged cynicism.

Balloon animal guy's shtick began wearing off. With interest waning and a revolving door of new bus passengers, you could see his look of philisophical coutenance in reflection of his deeds.

However, during a moment of commuting quiet, Balloon Animal Guy had a balloon fatality.
* POP! *
A balloon exploded in the bus.
It rattled the nerves and eardrums among the voyagers. No, it wasn't halik al-habeeb setting off his explosive vest.

People calmed down, returned to their cell-phone texting, chit-chat, and covered drinks.

Balloon Animal Guy got off a couple stops later, and disappeared back into the wilderness of the city.

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I havent seen a Ballon animal guy in years.

I want a balloon giraffe

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must be an extremely rare species cause i've yet to see one Peace

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I have to bump this thread...
Becuz' I know most of the membership here, are in the 'young demographic' .. But you need to know Balloon Animal Guy before he goes extinct.
He is on the endangered species list.
You don't know what a rare treasure of opportunity I had.

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ive never seen him

where can i buy one

i met x-rated balloon guy once..

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