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I love fishing! Stripers and big ass catfish are my favorite. Big bass on live bait are fun too. Fuck all that artificial shit.

Originally Posted by korvette1977

Fla. teen arrested over video posing his senile grandma as gangster


April 23, 2008
LAKE WORTH, Fla. (AP) _ A Florida teenager faces a charge of elder abuse alleging he made his senile grandmother wear a black mask and hold a handgun for a video he made.
Police in Lake Worth, Fla., say the 85-year-old woman is seen and heard on the video threatening to shoot "all the pigs."
Authorities say 18-year-old Michael Alfinez was arrested Monday and charged with abusing an elderly person, discharging a firearm in public and improper exhibition of a dangerous weapon.
Palm Beach County sheriff's detectives seized the video during a traffic stop in January.
The teen's mother says it's all just a misunderstanding.

ok like what the FUCK? who wants to pose grandma as a cap bustin thug?
discharging a firearm in public? did he shoot around his grandma too?
improper exhibition of a dangerous weapon wouldn't that be something like this.......?

Fuck this ,,, I'm growing me some PRIME RIB.....


Growing meat without growing animals. - By William Saletan - Slate Magazine

DAMN this shit is growing fast as shit, I must contribute

Random joke:
The CIA had hundreds of men training to try to become a CIA agent. In the end there were only 3 men, and they could only take 1 so they thought of a final test. The first guy walks into a room with 5 agents sitting at a table. He goes up to them and they say "for your final test, you must take this gun (points to the table) and kill your wife who is in the other room. That will show your loyalty" The guy just instantly says "no way man, thats my wife and I love her." They nod and tell him that he doesnt have the job. The next guy walks in, same situation same question, he thinks, grabs the gun and goes into the other room. 5 minutes later he comes out crying saying that he couldnt do it. The agents say they understand but we need loyalty and he doesnt have the job. The last guy walks into the room, same question. He grabs the gun, walks to the other room, at first its silent, then about 5 minutes later they hear things breaking, stuff being thrown into the walls, and alot of other loud noises. After about 10 minutes of this, the guy comes out and all the agents are all curious and ask what was all the noise. The guy puts the gun on the table and says "This thing only had blanks in it so I had to beat her to death."

Originally Posted by korvette1977

Fuck this ,,, I'm growing me some PRIME RIB.....


Growing meat without growing animals. - By William Saletan - Slate Magazine

i hear ya...."Purists see it as a moral surrender. "It's our job to introduce the philosophy and hammer it home that animals are not ours to eat," a dissident PETA official tells the Times. Purists also point out that carnivores suffer more obesity, diabetes, heart disease, cancer, and other diseases. Getting your meat from stem cells might not change that."

this is disturbing kinda in thought tho( unless you need an arm i guess)

• Rearming America
  The military's plan to regrow body parts.
  William Saletan
  posted April 18, 2008

bumpany 1 else high like me?

Originally Posted by badman2424

bumpany 1 else high like me?

man now that is like THE perfect bump for this forum. I mean like, who would ever answer something like that

perharps,
but just maybe,
someone as high as me?

I am high as shit

Originally Posted by korvette1977

I aint chipping in for gas on that thing ,,,HELL no ...

cheap bastard!!!! it runs off of hydrogen.... it uses the alternator to electrolyze the water and produces the hydrogen to put through the fuel cells to power the motor...

candidly, you wont have to pay for anything as long as i can harvest the water free in that lake/pond

a man can dream cant he?