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Old 05-12-2008, 01:31 AM
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:51 AM
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Good to see you standing up for the cause bloke. Enough posts like these and we'll get it up to numero uno soon enough. I have to admit, today id the first time I've posted here, so I'm not a good role model...fuckin role model...fuck...how stupid...
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Old 05-12-2008, 02:11 AM
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Old 05-12-2008, 02:12 AM
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Old 05-12-2008, 02:17 AM
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Oh too funny.
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lol, i didn't actually expect anyone to respond. I don't really like knock knock jokes. How about....


I took some clients out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busboy came with water & tableware; he, too, sported a spoon in his breast-pocket.

I looked around the room, and all the waiters, waitresses, busboys, etc. had spoons in their pockets. When our waiter returned to take our order, I just had to ask, "Why the spoons?"

Well," he explained, "our parent company recently hired some efficiency experts to review all our procedures, and after months of statistical analyses, they concluded that our patrons drop spoons on the floor 73% more often than any other utensil at a frequency of 3 spoons per hour per workstation. By preparing all our workers for this contingency in advance, we can cut our trips to the kitchen down and save time...nearly 1.5 extra man hours per shift."

Just as he concluded, a "ch-ching" came from the table behind him, and he quickly replaced a fallen spoon with the one from his pocket. "I'll grab another spoon the next time I'm in the kitchen instead of making a special trip," he proudly explained. I was impressed. "Thanks. I had to ask."

"No problem," he answered, then he continued to take our orders.

As the members of my dinner party took their turns, my eyes darted back & forth from each person ordering and my menu. That's when, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a thin, black thread protruding from our waiter's fly. Again, I dismissed it; yet I had to scan the room and, sure enough, there were other waiters & busboys with strings hanging out of their trousers.

My curiosity overrode discretion at this point, so before he could leave I had to ask.
"Excuse me, but...uh...why, or what...about that string?"

"Oh, yeah" he began in a quieter tone. "Not many people are that observant. That same efficiency group found we could save time in the Men's room, too."

"How's that?"

"You see, by tying a string to the end of our, eh, SELVES, we can pull it out at the urinals literally hands-free and thereby eliminate the need to wash our hands, cutting time spent in the restroom by over 93%!"

"Oh, that makes sense," I said, but then thinking thru the process, I asked "Hey, wait-a-minute. If the string helps you pull it out, how do you get it back in?"
Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the other guys; but I use my spoon."
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Old 05-12-2008, 02:20 AM
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lol, yeah, I told my mom I don't think the Its all part of your sinus cavity and they are connected. I doubt smoke in a dogs ear is going to do the dog any good tho.



respiratory system is linked with your ears....but I could be wrong.

Yeah, I just stick with a nice cloud of smoke to the face.
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:46 AM
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A guy walks into the mens room. As he starts to take a leak he notices a guy beside him, the guy has long sleeves, and looks like he's missing his hands. Probably an army vet. The poor guy is fumbling around trying to take a leak. He taps the guy next to him with his arm and says, hey buddy can you help me ?
The guy looks around all embarrassed, as any guy will tell you....talk & piss is weird....So he decides to help the man...As he reaches over and helps the guy take his cock out he notices, it looks all fucked up, scabby and sore looking.
After a few minutes the guy taps him on the arm again as he fumbles to put his bone back in his pants after his leak...
As the guy is helping him put his tool away he says to the guy...................
What the fuck happened to your cock ??????
The guy turns while popping his hand out of his sleeves..........
I don't know, but I'm not touching it..............Thanks...
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:54 AM
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Morning twisty dude
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A guy walks into the mens room. As he starts to take a leak he notices a guy beside him, the guy has long sleeves, and looks like he's missing his hands. Probably an army vet. The poor guy is fumbling around trying to take a leak. He taps the guy next to him with his arm and says, hey buddy can you help me ?
The guy looks around all embarrassed, as any guy will tell you....talk & piss is weird....So he decides to help the man...As he reaches over and helps the guy take his cock out he notices, it looks all fucked up, scabby and sore looking.
After a few minutes the guy taps him on the arm again as he fumbles to put his bone back in his pants after his leak...
As the guy is helping him put his tool away he says to the guy...................
What the fuck happened to your cock ??????
The guy turns while popping his hand out of his sleeves..........
I don't know, but I'm not touching it..............Thanks...
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:13 AM
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Morning, morning, morning...I hope your feeling fine...
Morning.........AW FUCK IT..................HI LACY & all......
My babies are doing great... 15 days and the nodes are starting to appear.....
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:20 AM
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Sing around the camp fire
Join the campfire gurlsssssssss

I am wakin' and bakin' twisty dude. Tis a fine morning ideed.

Love the band twisty. I feel like dancing dancing dance the night away......

Ok I don't really feel like dancing. ........but

Hi twisty and everyone else.
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Morning, morning, morning...I hope your feeling fine...
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O happy day......
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