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Originally Posted by theloadeddragon

my wife's birthday is really really soon... but we are broker than jokers! I was supposed to take her to the beach and shroom with her... instead we are having a hard time figuring out how to pay rent... she is depressed .... I don't know what to do...

take her on the first date you went on again!

lol... the first date we went on..... hehe went a little like this:
She came in her car from Mi. and picked me up... we drove up off a road close to YNP... pulled right off the road and hiked up a little bit... ate some munchies, smoked talked, made love for the first time, and fell asleep looking at the stars... woke up to one of the most beautiful views (makes my avatar look like a dump!), went back to the car to find a park ranger waiting for us. Neither of us had a license, car wasn't ours, was registered in a different state, and I had a quarter pound of Medusa in my pocket that stank like crazy...

I don't think we could pull that one off for her birthday... great idea though... the car was illegally parked, we camped illegally, had no licensed driver... a qp of pot... and ended up driving home like nothing had ever happened...

Originally Posted by theloadeddragon

lol... the first date we went on..... hehe went a little like this:
She came in her car from Mi. and picked me up... we drove up off a road close to YNP... pulled right off the road and hiked up a little bit... ate some munchies, smoked talked, made love for the first time, and fell asleep looking at the stars... woke up to one of the most beautiful views (makes my avatar look like a dump!), went back to the car to find a park ranger waiting for us. Neither of us had a license, car wasn't ours, was registered in a different state, and I had a quarter pound of Medusa in my pocket that stank like crazy...

I don't think we could pull that one off for her birthday... great idea though... the car was illegally parked, we camped illegally, had no licensed driver... a qp of pot... and ended up driving home like nothing had ever happened...

That sounds perfect! sign me up haha.

i see what ya mean though. im sure youll think of something good. the price is right? hmm maybe...think about it

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Originally Posted by theloadeddragon

lol... the first date we went on..... hehe went a little like this:
She came in her car from Mi. and picked me up... we drove up off a road close to YNP... pulled right off the road and hiked up a little bit... ate some munchies, smoked talked, made love for the first time, and fell asleep looking at the stars... woke up to one of the most beautiful views (makes my avatar look like a dump!), went back to the car to find a park ranger waiting for us. Neither of us had a license, car wasn't ours, was registered in a different state, and I had a quarter pound of Medusa in my pocket that stank like crazy...

I don't think we could pull that one off for her birthday... great idea though... the car was illegally parked, we camped illegally, had no licensed driver... a qp of pot... and ended up driving home like nothing had ever happened...

Thats idk pretty cool up until the park ranger part, then you gotta be like "heeeyyy baboo grab another picinic basket we gotta go"
and then be like
"hey mr park ranger dude i saw this a bear in the woods stealing picnic baskets, yep you better check it out."

Thats my only advise

lol... hehe... I had something cool up my sleeve... like a wild card or something... he didn't even ask to search. didn't give us much of a hassle at all... I know some people around those parts....

So was he cool or was it cuz you knew people?

just a little of both, .... he wasn't too bad, and I know people he works with,

Morning all..............

Morning been at work for 2 hours, my buzz is fading fast

-How about a yo mamma joke-

Your mamma so stupid she thinks HID is what she needs to upgrade to by Feb 9 2009.

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