your momma is so ulgy she has to sneek up on water just to get a drink. your momma is so ulgy she could make a freight train take a dirt road 5 min. till 4:20 time to smoke a bowel. might smoke 2 they are small have a bud just for tommarow420 day
bowel eh?
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Motivation: Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just dont care.
dude, I just got home and I was rockin to coheed and cambria the whole way here.
Jesse, bad boy
Just come look at what your brother did
To that girl's precious little whore of a body
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i tried that once. dude at the bar. he had really pretty eyes. i said to him "you must get all the hot chicks". he said "why do you say that?" i said "cause you have really pretty eyes". he TOTALLY took it the wrong way.
Grrrrrr. Men Why do guys always gotta announce it. They do it in real life that way too.
lmao, they do! Once, one of my brothers friends was really high and he started talking about taking a shit. He said, "dude, have you ever taken a shit that was so good that afterwards you felt like a new HUMAN."
It was disgust, but funny all at once
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Originally Posted by fdd2blk
i tried that once. dude at the bar. he had really pretty eyes. i said to him "you must get all the hot chicks". he said "why do you say that?" i said "cause you have really pretty eyes". he TOTALLY took it the wrong way.