Yesterday I was offered an amazing job for the summer. The only problem is, the job is with the city so I will have to provide a specimen. I've got plenty of time to naturally detox before the test, but as a regular partaker of the challice, I'd rather not. Has anyone had any experience with any of the synthetic urine products on the market? I'd hate to lose this job because I unknowingly submitted a cup of apple juice for the piss test.

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You're hosed dude, unless you sneak some safe piss into the test... Make sure it's male or you may be pregnant. I know an asshole who used his girlfriends piss, and guess what , he's preggo... congratulations

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Find a friend or something (as stated above, who's male, assuming you're male) to do it for you... Not that hard

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I have known people to use synthetic urine worked great in all cases.

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My dads friend claims the use of Synthetic piss 3 times, all successful.

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I've used synthetic and passed twice.

I've used synthetic and it worked just fine. The only thing is you have to make sure it's between 90 and 100 degrees, otherwise you fail. But the synthetic urine comes with a temp strip, and a heat pad. What I did was I threw that shit in the micro before I went for the test, and by the time I got there to do it, it had cooled to the right temp. It's easier to cool it down than it is to heat it up, you know?

I had one friend who had a problem with synthetic piss tho. The place wanted more piss than he had synthetic piss, you know? Which was wierd, because when I used it, the synthetic piss was the EXACT right amount...just wanted to warn you, because that totally fucked my friend.

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Hey Wiki, or anyone with an answer, i have 2oz of 'clean' frozen urine and i have a very important physical that might include a test, the testing location is 1 hour away with the actual test possibly being 1-3 hours from when i leave my house: is there any way i could get the frozen urine to the test at the right temperature?

What I did, was I heated the piss beyond the heat I needed, and then by the time I got to the testing place it had cooled down. Actually, my testing place was way closer, so I had to COOL mine down before I got there. Now, 1-3 hours is kinda a stretch....but as long as you have it strapped to your BODY, your body heat should keep it the right temp.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING to get the piss to match your body temp by having it strapped to you is that the container you have your piss in not be too thick. If the container is made too thick, your body heat won't be able to penetrate it and keep the piss inside the right temp. Like, ideally, it would be something as thin as say, a zip lock baggy, but THAT'S a problem, because who's really going to trust a ziplock baggy full of piss on their body? I mean, if that shit bursts, lol, you'd look like you pissed your pants.

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Hmmm... ya i see what you mean Wiki, its one of these (http://www.germx.com/data/photos/2.5ozGermX.jpg) im thinkin of wraping it in foil and puttin it right on my thigh and straping it with some ace bandage, what do you think?