
04-29-2008, 06:11 PM
| | Teaching How To Roll Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: BrickCity
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| | Synthetic is good (Number 1). Passes TSA/Homeland Security piss tests. Comes with a velcro belt/temp monitor/piss hose. Wear the belt for an hour or so or until it reaches body temp.....piss away.
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04-29-2008, 06:25 PM
|  | Super Stoner Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ...next in rotation...
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| | Yeah, just make sure you put it on the inside of your thigh. Because you're counting on our body heat to keep it warm, so if you put it on the outside of your thigh, it's not going to be as warm as it can be. Plus, do you have a temp strip on it? Because you really need to make sure it falls into the right range.
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Originally Posted by fdd2blk i tried that once. dude at the bar. he had really pretty eyes. i said to him "you must get all the hot chicks". he said "why do you say that?" i said "cause you have really pretty eyes". he TOTALLY took it the wrong way. | | 
04-29-2008, 06:48 PM
|  | Ganja Smoker Pot Head | | Join Date: Mar 2008
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| | Do you mean a temp strip like the ones for fish tanks? | 
04-29-2008, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by BSIv2.0 Synthetic is good (Number 1). Passes TSA/Homeland Security piss tests. Comes with a velcro belt/temp monitor/piss hose. Wear the belt for an hour or so or until it reaches body temp.....piss away. | Yea but i really dont have the money or resources to buy synthetic urine | 
04-29-2008, 06:51 PM
|  | Super Stoner Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ...next in rotation...
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| | Yeah, one like that, but not a fish one. You need one that will test up to 100 degrees F. Your piss needs to be between 90 and 100 degrees F for you to pass.
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Originally Posted by fdd2blk i tried that once. dude at the bar. he had really pretty eyes. i said to him "you must get all the hot chicks". he said "why do you say that?" i said "cause you have really pretty eyes". he TOTALLY took it the wrong way. | | 
04-29-2008, 06:55 PM
|  | Ganja Smoker Pot Head | | Join Date: Mar 2008
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| | Thanks man, im gona freeze some water in a similar container and simulate the whole thing with a temp strip to see if this could work, but im kind of scared cause this is a homeland security test so i NEED to pass this too stay in the US, still not sure if i should just quit for a month and get it over with or try the clean urine... | 
04-29-2008, 07:03 PM
|  | Super Stoner Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ...next in rotation...
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| | Ummm, let me see, if my LIFE HERE IN THE US were at stake...yeah, I'd probably stop smoking and just not even risk it. But that's all up to you, I mean, if you're down for the risk, then go on with your bad self. But just remember, if you get busted and end up getting deportd or whatever it is that will happen, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
I mean, cuz there are other things that could go wrong. I dunno if I posted it in this thread already, but I once knew someone who used synthetic piss, and the amount in the bottle wasn't enough for the test, the place wanted more. And then you're fucked, unless you have more clean piss on you.
Plus if the piss isn't the right temp, that's a fail too. So I guess it's all about how much you're willing to risk it.
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Originally Posted by fdd2blk i tried that once. dude at the bar. he had really pretty eyes. i said to him "you must get all the hot chicks". he said "why do you say that?" i said "cause you have really pretty eyes". he TOTALLY took it the wrong way. | | 
04-29-2008, 07:12 PM
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| | Hahahaha, yea thanks man you put it the right way, i couldnt live with bringing down my whole family because of a little bud, guess im gona save the clean piss for when somebody calls me for a job and for now ill just hit the cranberry juice like im hitting the bong  thanks though, where did you get your temp strip by the way? | 
04-29-2008, 07:15 PM
|  | Super Stoner Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ...next in rotation...
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| | Do you keep calling me man because you think I'm a guy, or just because you like to say man? lol, cuz if it's the second, it's ok, cuz I do the same thing with the word "dude"
As far as the temp strip, I got a pack of them at a pet store. Just not the fish kind. Get the kind that is meant to be put on a reptiles cage, because they go higher than the fish ones.
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Originally Posted by fdd2blk i tried that once. dude at the bar. he had really pretty eyes. i said to him "you must get all the hot chicks". he said "why do you say that?" i said "cause you have really pretty eyes". he TOTALLY took it the wrong way. | | 
04-29-2008, 07:22 PM
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| | Lol, sorry about that, im not thinkin too clearly-kinda tired shouldve looked at ur pussy(cat) on your pic, very glad to see iv been talkin to a female thou, not many that ive seen around here  | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode |
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