Drinks Show Your Personality


Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink..................


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings
with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually,
she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally
drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.


PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!


THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always,
very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He must be gay

!!
im offended

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Heres to you and heres to me, the best of friends we'll always be. Should it ever come down to you and me......

FUCK you and heres to me.
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//i'll have you suicidal when i say its over\\

actually, no im not. its pretty funny

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Heres to you and heres to me, the best of friends we'll always be. Should it ever come down to you and me......

FUCK you and heres to me.
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//i'll have you suicidal when i say its over\\

that's some pretty funny shit

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Biggie

so what do i do drinkin 12 y/o single malt scotch, tumbler 3 ice cubes.

patron silver on ther days w/corona

black n tans for occasion

wtf i must be tryin to get laid....

or lookin for sumthin to nibble on

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"All stupid people should be shot in the head. Thin the heard people its called nature" -adam corolla

http://www.rollitup.org/grow-journal...xperiment.html

Thats some funny stuff man.

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Haha yeah that is some funny shit lad.

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