there is an old wise bull and a young green bull standing atop a knoll overlooking a herd of cows.

the young bull looks to the other and says, "Hey, lets say we run down there and fuck one of those cows".

the wise bull looks back and calmly replies, "Let's say we WALK down there and fuck 'em all".

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A koala bear was approached by a prostitute, since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night together in a hotel, and he went down on her the next morning one last time before departing. As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled, "Hey, what about my money?" The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look and shrugged his shoulders. She said, "Come here", and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition, "Has sex and gets paid." Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word "koala" and showed her its definition, "Eats bush and leaves"

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fdd2blk she said she wanted 12 inches, so i gave her 4 three times.
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Thats a good one. I laugh my ass off.

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why do seagulls live by the sea?


because if they lived by they bay they would be bagels.

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i'm the guy i've always wanted to be

one time, when i was at band camp, i took a flute.............

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life is free......when you look like me

And?????????????????

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fdd2blk she said she wanted 12 inches, so i gave her 4 three times.
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A cab driver was driving down Manhattan Ave, one cold and rainy night.
A woman's hand hailed the taxi from an alley opening ahead, and the driver whipped the cab over right in front of the alley. The driver glanced into the mirror and saw a soaking wet totally nekkid woman sitting in the back seat. Being modest he glanced away and a few seconds glanced back to the mirror. The somewhat irritated, wet, and nekkid female locked the drivers eyes in the mirror and inquired " Just what the hell are you looking at?" The driver glanced away again, and replied " well ma'am I noticed you were a little on the nekkid side and I was wondering how you were gonna pay for the fare?" With that the woman hoised both feet to the top of the front seat and said, "How about this?" The cab driver glanced once.... glanced twice.... and said "Got anything smaller?"

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch.... JUST KIDDING!!!

A guy walks into a bar and sits at the counter and orders a drink. As he is sitting there, he looks up above the bar and sees a sign that reads. "$500 to anyone who can complete the three tasks! Ask bar tender for details" So he sits there for a few minutes, wondering what they could be... So finally, he asks the bar tender, "Hey buddy, whats these three tasks all about for the $500?" The bar tender looks at him and walks over to the bar saying, "Well, first you have to take 5 shots of this here whiskey, Then you have to go out back, there is a lion, he has a tooth ache, you must pull the tooth out, then when you finish that, go upstairs and there is an old lady that needs to be pleasured, then you get your money." The guy looks at him with a weird face, finishes his drink and leaves. The next night he comes back, sits at the counter and says to the bartender, "I'll Do It!" So the bartender sets up 5 shot glasses and pours into them the strongest whiskey he has. After they guy shoots all the whiskey he is looking a little staggered and asks the bartender, "... What was that there second task again?" the bartender looks at him and says, "The lion?" and he says, "Oh Yeah." So he goes out back and the bartender hears Roaring and yelling, and More roaring for about 10 minutes now, Just as the bartender is starting to get worried the guy comes in and looks at the bartender. He was torn up, looking at the bartender he asks, "OK! Wheres the old lady that needs her tooth pulled!?"


SCEPTER

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haha mate, good one

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So if you're a fighter
and scrappin' a lot,
You'd best shy away
if you're scrappin' a Scot.
Wi' one fuckin' blow
yer head will be squished,
Then he'll let his scottie dog
lick the blood from his fist...

HAHAHAHAHA good one mate






Why do seaguls live by the sea? fdd

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So if you're a fighter
and scrappin' a lot,
You'd best shy away
if you're scrappin' a Scot.
Wi' one fuckin' blow
yer head will be squished,
Then he'll let his scottie dog
lick the blood from his fist...