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Old 02-13-2007, 09:08 AM
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Thumbs up Pass a Piss Test!!!
Okay, now I am not sure exactly HOW it works, but I do know that it DOES WORK!!! In order to pass a piss test you don't need to think of all of these crazy ass ideas to get someone else's piss in the room with you. All you need is....YOURSELF.

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This was almost so simple it blew me away. All you have to do is
1st: Piss about 1/3 of your piss into the toilet first, then hold it.
2nd: Now piss the middle of your urine in the testing container, then hold.
3rd: Now piss the rest into the toilet.

My cousin has used this method 11 times and swears to it. I was with him when he was smoking a fat blunt and then had a piss test 2 hours later!! He said that there is something about the middle part of your piss that doesn't contain any evidence of drugs. Something about concentration. If anyone would like to elaborate on this, please go right head. But that is how he told me to do it. I hope this helps anyone out out there who has a piss test coming up.
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:30 AM
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this would suggest that urine is some stratified, colloidal liquid in your bladder, rather than being an ionic solution which we know it is... i call BS on this one.
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:34 AM
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lol yeah, doesnt sound right... its not just a long tube in your body like a hose... its more like a Jug... I know... weird example... but thats what it is.

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Old 02-13-2007, 09:37 AM
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this would suggest that urine is some stratified, colloidal liquid in your bladder, rather than being an ionic solution which we know it is... i call BS on this one.
Well I guess you will never know unless you try it. My cuz is pretty much my best friend and has no reason to lie to me about it. Give it a whirl if you ever get the chance. I will try to follow up with more concluding evidence.
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:49 AM
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I heard that if you take those detox drinks it says on the container to use the "middle" part of your urine (however youre supposeed to say that) I went through 6 months of treatment, smoked the whole time and passed every single drop!! No bullshit either. An hour b4 classes started I would start to slam a gallon of water, by the time I got there I had already pissed like 4 times and I would always finish the water off in the parking lot, next piss, clear as purified water.... they definately wanted to know why it was so clear but I just told them I drink 8 glasses of water a day (which you are supposed to do anyways if you are healthy) alot of water = clean piss
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:51 AM
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maybe he got lucky, i wouldn't try this if something important was at stake.
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alot of water = clean piss


yeah, i know water works, did that the whole time i was on probation.

they made me piss straight into the cup first, what ever was left went in the toilet after i hit the line on the sample cup.
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So, if i drik a gallon of water day, i should be safe for pee tests?

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I heard that if you take those detox drinks it says on the container to use the "middle" part of your urine (however youre supposeed to say that) I went through 6 months of treatment, smoked the whole time and passed every single drop!! No bullshit either. An hour b4 classes started I would start to slam a gallon of water, by the time I got there I had already pissed like 4 times and I would always finish the water off in the parking lot, next piss, clear as purified water.... they definately wanted to know why it was so clear but I just told them I drink 8 glasses of water a day (which you are supposed to do anyways if you are healthy) alot of water = clean piss
He didn't say he took any pills, so why would I say that????
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So, if i drik a gallon of water day, i should be safe for pee tests?

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