How many of you have been busted/close to being busted?

Story telling would be entertaining.

I was with a couple friends of mine drinking and such, me and my friends older brother went and smoked some blueberry (and left the others back at his house) at this guy's house.

Soon afterwards we get a phone call that a buddy of mine hit some guy
in the face, so we run back and by the time we get there the one who got hit and his friend left.

Then they came back with some of their relatives and my buddy who hit the guy is cursing em out, they leave and claim they are calling the cops.

So me and my buddy grabbed all of the beer and hid it outside for..... whatever reason.

Then me and everybody else except a few run upstairs hit the lights and hid, cops show up hearing about a disturbance, but due to the fact they don't have a warrant they can't search.

We bring the beer back and continue to party.

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“True heroism consists in being superior to the ills of life, in whatever shape they may challenge us to combat.” - Napoleon Bonaparte

LULZ, nice story. Happy endings are awesome, but mine didn't turn out that way.

I had just bought an ounce the night before, my friends, my dealer, and I all smoked to our hearts content and loitered around, talking and laughing in my friend's drive-way. There was one bi chick whom I had previously suspected of making eyes at me, and I was interested to say the least, she was submissive and allowed me to dote on her, very feminine, exactly my type. We all went to Walgreens for candy, and I followed her to the make-up section, slipping the things she wanted into my purse smoothly, giving them to her once we were all safely back in the car. I received my first kiss that night from her as a dare, a full, glowing moon visible above our heads through the sun-roof of my dealer's van.

I fell asleep with the remainder of my ounce tucked into my cleavage, lying on my friend's bedroom floor. When I woke up my friend took me to the mall where he worked, and told me to shop around while he did his hours. I was still buzzed from the night before, and had a long history of shop-lifting, so I shop-lifted instead.
I filled a huge bag full of things from various stores, to a point where the plastic handles gave way and tore. I dropped the bag off at his place of work and went back for more.
I shouldn't have been so greedy.
As I walked out of the popular electronics store, for the first time in my life the alarms went off. Needless to say I was detained, and soon a police woman arrived to arrest me. She was a slim Latino women, about half a foot shorter than me, with big full lips and an angry pout on her face. Had the circumstance been any different, I would have been thrilled to meet her. As she searched me for weapons I prayed that she wouldn't be allowed to put her hands between my breasts. I was relieved when she only passed her hands lightly over the tops and sides of them. There was a male employee in the room with us, which made me slightly uncomfortable, but not very. She asked me if I had any drugs on me and thinking that I was safe, I answered no.
That's when she unhooked my bra.
Obviously, as she ran her hands over me beneath my shirt, she found the little less than an ounce of pot baggie held between my breasts. When she pulled it out of my blouse the male employee said "holy shit!". And I requested that the rest of the search be held in the restroom.
*sigh* Needless to say, the entire ordeal really helped me cut back... on shoplifting. I still smoke like a chimney.

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thats a real bummer earthly

I hate thieves and liars .. somehow where you find one . the other is right there alongside

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Poo, it happened about a year ago, my parents chewed my ass for stealing and payed a huge fine so I wouldn't have to do any probation. It really didn't turn out too bad. I just had to pay my parents back.
Besides, the huge bag of stuff? They never found it, my friend gave it to me later. Never did see that Bi chick again. I'd like to though.

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thats a shitty ending!..she shouldn't be able to put her hands under ur shirt and feel up ur breasts...kid strang how she unhooked ur bra too..the pat down is understandable..but the whole unhooking ur bra deal is kinda ify..did u try to fight it in court?..even though u did have bud on u..what kind of charges did u get?!?

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I like to justify my past shop-lifting habits by clarifying that I never stole from people only stores. Somehow that always made me feel better.

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They never found it?

and the cop..
now theres sum food for thought..

3 times......raided once got felony CDS and cultivation only 41 plants did 3 months in state prison...Was out 4 months friend got pulled over I had 2 oz in my pocket (friend gave consent for search, STUPID!!) So I took off running when the cop started searching his pockets got bit by the cops dog and got caught with the weed another felony CDS for that one(no jail time just a big fine $2700 was around what it ended up costing)...And the 3rd time is the one that fucked me got pulled over for rolling a stop sign cop smelled weed pulled me out at gun point searched my car and found a half pound of bubblegum I had just got off a friend they did a DUI test and said I shouldnt be driving(I couldnt walk a straight line because I had just been jumped on and handcuffed) Gave me intent to distribute, With holding information from a government official(because I wouldnt tell them where I got it), another felony CDS and yep a DUI....Spent a year and a half almost until they droped my case..

Damn im bad luck....

As a female officer she's given more leeway about where she can touch, I suppose. I pleaded guilty to charges of petty theft and possession of less than an ounce. Payed a $632 dollar fine and got out of probation.
I have to say, I have no hard feelings against any of the people involved in my arrest, (except maybe the male employee, he had no right to be there) I knew what I was doing was wrong and I did it anyway, I had been doing it for years. I really enjoyed shop-lifting and only a really unpleasant experience could have turned me off of it. I think the law was right in arresting me. I just wish I could've kept my bra on.
I didn't tell anyone that the search had included that, I just wanted it to be over. Honestly I wouldn't have been bothered at all if that dude hadn't been in the room.

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