man i was on my way to see a friend about some oc's and apparently they just put up a newe stop sign and pulled me over. i ended up eating the little bit of herb i had just in case but this was the first time i have been pulled over and not gottewn searched. whern he pulled me over i put my hands out the window so he could see i wasnt getting a gun and when he gets to the window he asks why i put nmy hands out the window and i told him i was trying to save myself from a beatdown which he thought was pretty funbny. if youe ever been beaten by the fuzz its nbot funny... then he goes to run my name and comes back like i see youve got quite a record and i was like yeah i did some shit when i was younger im not too proud of then he gave me my liscence back and told me they added a stop sign and were gonna be enforcing it really hard for a while but said he would cut me a small break and give me 3 months to pay the shitty 235 dollar ticket. iit sucks getting pulled over but this was the easiest time ive ever had when pulled over

That's why I'm glad I'm a girl, I never really get fucked with when we get pulled over. Even when we get pulled over with like, a car load of stoners. The cops usually take all the guys out of the car, handcuff them and put them in the back of cars. I usually get to stand to the side and just talk to the officers. Plus my record is completely clean, so if anything I get a few "What are you doing with this crowd?" type comments.

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yeah my fiance has the same luck ive seen her gety away with so much shit cuz shes a girl one time she even got pulled over for lighting a giant hog leg joint and the cop just took it from her and sent her on her way but i knew a friend who was a dude here and he got like 6 months work release for 2 joints... girls have it made sometimes she always said she would suck a cops dick if she had to to stay out of jail and i always told her more power to her if i had that option i probably would too lol

And thats why I wish I had tits and ass but I got the balls and the bat. We live for our ladies.

yeah but my girl is down to ride she will stuff whatever i ned her to stuff in whatever body cavity i eed her to stuff it in thats a down bitch right there i love my woman shes the shit and looks kinda like that dankdahlia girl so shes cute too i dont know how i lucked outwith this one but shes definately a keeper

lol, that's exactly what happens! When we get pulled over, everyone's handing me their bags and their pieces. I always think it's kinda ironic that the cops will have all the guys in cuffs and in the backseats of squad cars, and there I'll be, with shit hid anywhere there's room, chatting away with the cops.

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i always seem to get real nervous cuz i been beat/searched/arrested so many times its just like instinct i get all flustered and shit so that doesnt help eother its like when i have to give a speach or something my voice gets shaky i hate it even when im not riding dirty that still happens cuz i been beat down with absolutely nothing on me

apparently they dont like white boys with dreads in the south it took me a while to realize it and just say fuck it a hairstyle isnt worth the hassle and cut em off

You put your hands out the window for running a stop sign?? Thats almost an admission of guilt. Lmao.

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lol i feel sorry for you man and i also know how it feels, i broke into my school and spray painted the school with some freinds but we must have been seen by some one, next second they where calling us outta a class room, we got hit with there bat things and then put into the cop car then down to the station got a $1200 fine for all the shit we fucked up, but that was years ago, but it still happens every now and again, i'm always beening asked by the cops, i wish i wasnt a dick head when i was younger

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