Does it have to be smeared? Or can you have it sprayed all over your face bukkake style?Ya just smear ostrich milk all over your face. Feel better in no time.
this is all my daughters faultThat's why I don't like to drink or eat after anybody,and you never know who the hell got what,specialy going places where you have to touch a door,and a million people touched that same door before you,and the average person touches their face well over 50 times a day,so you have to stay sanitized.