Got caught and am on probation now, suggestions for alternatives?

Hello, this is my first post on these forums. I have been smoking pot since 2000, never been in any kind of trouble before. But about a month ago I had a suicide attempt where I jumped out a second story window. When the cops came to the house, they investigated the room I jumped from and they found a bong, several pipes, some one hitters, a bag of stem and a bag of seed. There was no weed, but they charged me with possession. I remember having my Miranda rights read to me when I was in the ER, it was really shitty. Stupidly, and because I just wanted it over with, I pled guilty to the charge and the judge gave me a choice between a suspended license or a restricted license with probation and community service. I opted for the latter, but now wish I just took the suspended license, because I realize, I'm not ready to quit smoking.

So I have been open and honest with the therapists, telling them I have been a daily smoker for at least 6 years. They know I won't pass my first few drug tests and they told me I probably won't be sent back to court for a failed drug test on my first round. They also said if I attend some substance abuse program, this may result in my probation being nullified. I can tell you, I am not worried about the restricted license or community service, but I am nervous about seriously stopping smoking altogether. I have gone from smoking 1/8 every 2 days with my wife to smoking 1/8 in a week with my wife, so they are happy I've slowed down that much, and I am, too.

What I'm trying to find is some alternative to weed, and I know legal buds usually suck, but it looks like that's my best bet to getting through drug tests over the next few months. In 2002, I purchased from a legal buds website and the stuff didn't get me high. I purchased probably 2 or 3 different strains before I just gave up and started getting weed. I did some searching today and found some reviews on Youtube. One review I found said betterbudz.com had some good stuff available for sample, but when I looked for the website, it was gone. My first thought was to look online for Valium, but I ended up looking for legal buds, either way you could get anything. What I need is a suggestion for a legal alternative, something that can get me high like weed, but can pass the drug tests that I'm scheduled for.

I apologize for the semi-long post, but I'm really stressed out and need something for the stress and anxiety. I'm also on antidepressants including abilify and wellbutrin, but they only help me with productivity. I still feel stressed out of my mind with these meds. Can someone please suggest something that might be able to help me? Are there detox kits that actually work that a drug test won't pick up on? I do have experience with fake urine, and I got a job once after getting fake urine, using a medicated heat pad to keep the bottle warm, and stuffing it in my pants. I'm not sure if I will be supervised during my drug tests, but I'm assuming that a drug test that I would have to submit to would be able to detect that it is not real urine. Also, I know it will be suspicious if I go in and I'm clean on my first drug test, so I don't plan on taking this route immediately. This can give me a chance to see if they will monitor me, I suppose.

Any help will be of great service. Thank you for listening.

Originally Posted by cedric4350

Is there a forum where I can actually get help? I'm really trying to get help here. I had a serious suicide attempt, its not like I'm just complaining for the sake of complaining? Did I just go to the wrong website? Wrong part of the forum? Anyone that can actually be helpful?

Maybe you need to go to youtube and search Alex Jones and watch his videos 4-8 hrs a day? Or speak with your doctor about Valium.