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forums; Saw this somewhere earlier... Serves them right imo. Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named ...
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    Saw this somewhere earlier... Serves them right imo.

    Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
    Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
    Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
    When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
    - Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
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    Wow now thats some shit right there!
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    I don't see how this could be misused.

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    Klingon Fleshlight. cn
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    no way a raper would freak out and beat the chick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordz View Post
    no way a raper would freak out and beat the chick
    He'd probably be a bit distracted. cn
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    Quote Originally Posted by cannabineer View Post
    He'd probably be a bit distracted. cn
    Thats puting it lightly
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    So what happens if it wasn't rape and she just wanted to play some kind of trick...?
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    FleshLightly. The barbs are great. This idea was ure genius. cn
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    Quote Originally Posted by a random screen name View Post
    So what happens if it wasn't rape and she just wanted to play some kind of trick...?
    Lead with your finger ... me checkum for bees. cn
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