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Titles of Japanese Porn Movies That Make Me Lol
All of these I pulled off a porn forum.
I don't know if they're the work of incompetent translators, or if it's what they're actually called. Regardless, they're hilarious.
Akiba active idle dream of etch leaves bloom once cut [BF-202]
I Married a story presents aviation CA [JUC-883] Madonna is not the lazy turtle! Takeshi special training school of Eros CA - beautiful mature woman
I would then put in Nampa without permission amateur wife [NATR-129]! ! Three
RDD111 - I had seen where a woman acquaintance by chance that is ... the blood
KAWD342 - In the Chin is there going mad your big
JUC792 - Aya Takegawa - Married Woman Infiltration Police Investigator
and this one is my favorite:
HODV20750 - Follow anything .... The squid! Really crying! Also lick ass!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism" - Carl Sagan. (I lol'd)
Seven Samurai 1 Cup
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"My god ... it's full of stars!" - David BowmanneerGreen 2: Soilless growOriginally Posted by Heisenberg
Hahaha, I literally just spit my drink out when I read that. Well done!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism" - Carl Sagan. (I lol'd)
Google was my friend.
Here's a good'n. cn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflat...the_Wastelands
"My god ... it's full of stars!" - David BowmanneerGreen 2: Soilless grow
That sounds very fapworthy!
....and this is easily my second 1-star worthy thread in the last two days. Gotta keep this train rolling! Toot toot!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism" - Carl Sagan. (I lol'd)
Booty Patrol
Asian Farts Out Dudes Cum Into A Glass!
Big Breasted Asian Gets Her Papers Filled
Asian Catwoman Gets All Holes Plowed
Loud asian cheats on her boyfriend
alright.....time to go crank the old Ford
"Keep the squares out of your circle"
Some fun western titles too, like
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Pocananus
Riding Miss Daisy
...and my personal fav':
In&Out of Africa
coupla guys-only titles:
Terms of Endowment
Bareback Mountain
Men in Back
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"My god ... it's full of stars!" - David BowmanneerGreen 2: Soilless grow
i was about to say "how is Pocahontus a dirty title" lmao.....had to do a double take for that one
"Keep the squares out of your circle"
I liked;
Pokeahotass
Whore of the rings
Whorry Potter and the sorcerers balls
*Poof* I stopped by,*Poof* I got you high,*Poof* I'm on the fly.The Weed Fairy
Check out my latest grow! ->http://www.rollitup.org/blogs/blog22703-fourth-grow.html
I had a whole list of made-up Hairy Pooter titles:
Hairy Pooter and the Sauce of his Stones
Hairy Pooter and the Chamberpot of Secretions
... and the Prison Ass-bang
... and the Gobble of Fuckmeat
... and the Odor of the Penis
... and the Half-wood Pricks
(but I cannot think of a good one for the final book, alas.)
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"My god ... it's full of stars!" - David BowmanneerGreen 2: Soilless grow
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