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Reply With Quote"I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
hate when this happens
Man's Penis Stolen by Thieves.
ROFLMAO! What you guys do for some tang.
Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.
Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.
"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.
Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.
“There is far more opportunity than there is ability. “ – Thomas A. Edison
"I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
hate when this happens
Originally Posted by Peezo lo gro
Great now he`s gonna become a slut.
Damn... was it big or something? Being Chinese I doubt it but has my curiosity..
it was probably kind of like when you knock an eraser off the top of a pencil.. thats all... size not feeling
Ummm........................ WTF is wrong with you woman. That is almost worse then losing a child. I googled penis snatcher because I was going to make a joke about "well did he look in the bushes" You know the only one I think people have ever heard about.
Well I was wrong apparently this happens a lot. Im sleeping with a metal cup on tonight
Ryan's Chocolate Tree Grow
"Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, and wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."
Why do you post so many threads lolin at men? Are you a man hater?
At least the thieves didn't slap him with it.. That would have been too degrading.
No, it was must have been a slow news day. I hadn't thought about it. It was just there and I thought you'd guys find it, well, I was going to say funny.
“There is far more opportunity than there is ability. “ – Thomas A. Edison
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