Sex With Food

No, that is just flat out weird, some girl died using a cucumber a few years back, something peeled off it got in her blood stream and went straight to her heart.


Whip cream is about as far as I will go, maybe some wine but that is it. lol

Originally Posted by beardo

Do any of you ever involve food in your sex life?
Have you ever had sex with a banana peel or used a ear of corn as a dildo

One other thing, people use cains cause they cant walk, I dont need a ear of corn as my little buddy is still working just fine.

I love food and sex but to combine them together seems unhealthy for a female. We all know that plants carry their own bacteria so it prob has the opportunity to cause a yeast infection or urinary tract infection. be smart. use real toys.

Do I count as food? I've been eaten during sex

Don't bring hot soup into the mix

^ lol if pussy counted as food, I would be on a very strict diet.

http://www.yourememberthat.com/media.../#.UA7DkbR8NyU

yeah this thread made me turn all Sheldon from big bang... seriously lets add all the potential bacteria to a areas already know to contain bacteria...
it's a basic petri dish as it is...
Not that I want to wear a 6ft body condom... but I guess this is one fetish... (and there are worse ones) I aint into..

WAIT unless she will bring me like a sammich afterwards and maybe some vodka... that count?? then I am down!!

Originally Posted by april

Do I count as food? I've been eaten during sex

Don't bring hot soup into the mix