Sex With Food

**UncleNasty** · 07-24-2012, 11:22 AM

Stick the sour cream up her ass and get the chips ready

**treemansbuds** · 07-24-2012, 11:42 AM

Years ago in high school I was with this girl that was a bit freaky. (Damn I miss that girl...LOL) Her favorite was ice cubes in her hoochie when we had sex, good by me!!! All my Pepsi's were ordered with "extra ice" when she was with me.

Once we drank a bottle of her parents Champagne while getting our grove on. After the Champagne was gone I used the bottle as a sex toy on her. She seemed to enjoy it (well she enjoyed all of it, like I said she was a bit freaky), but after a few moments with the bottle, I couldn't get it out of her, it created a vacuum/suction and the damn thing was stuck. We eventually got it unstuck, but it did some damage to her and she needed to see a doctor.
I like the Star-burst thing, guess I need to try that one with the wife.

TMB-

**cannabitch81** · 07-24-2012, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by april

My ex did enjoy putting lollipops inside my....... Not gonna lie I liked watching him suck on it....

But i'm with the others, veggies and any other weird object can cause infections, I personaly disinfect all my toys after eah use and safely put them away in their storage case. LOL most toys are dishwasher safe

lmfao, just had the vision of opening a dishwasher full of dildos...
too funny!!!

**DSB65** · 07-24-2012, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by cannabitch81

lmfao, just had the vision of opening a dishwasher full of dildos...
too funny!!!

**ru4r34l** · 07-24-2012, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by DSB65

Wow only 7 minutes to run to your bedroom and grab al the dildo's, not bad..

I would add a plate or two in there so you don't get wierd looks from dinner guests.

regards,

**Metasynth** · 07-24-2012, 02:21 PM

Was in a vegas hotel room, opened the drawer in the table between the two beds, and behind the bible was a big purple dildo...

**twateater1020** · 07-24-2012, 04:59 PM

i eat my pussy every chance i get

**F A B** · 07-24-2012, 05:10 PM

Title

Cimon and Pero
Year

c. 1630
Artist

Petrus Paulus Rubens
Technique

Oil on canvas
Dimensions

155 x 190 cm
Object number

SK-A-345

Extra large view of the image

At first this seems a strange subject for a painting: a young woman giving her breast to an old man tied up in chains in a bare prison cell. In fact it is a story from Roman history: the tale of Cimon and Pero. Cimon is Pero's father. He is in prison awaiting execution and has been given nothing to eat. Pero has recently had a child and saves her father from starvation by secretly giving him her breast. This relatively large picture was painted by the famous Antwerp artist, Peter Paul Rubens. To enliven the scene, Rubens has added two prying prison guards on the right.