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    So where I live in North Texas, I go to a lot of underground parties and and we have a small scene of regular attendies and one of these people happens to a guy who claims to be from Scotland. I'm sure the dude is really Scottish but thats not what bugs me about him. what bugs me and a lot of other people is how he walks around talking at everyone with this really thick, seemingly forced accent that seems a bit contrived it especially thickens when he's talking to chics, ok fair enough I suppose I might pull the same shit in Scotland but what really grinds everyones gears, both dude and chics alike is that he walks around saying,"Aye lad" or "Aye lass" to everyone in this thick gravely voice that seems completely fake. Now dude is a fixture arund here exept for the fact that he's been kicked out of some places for being weird with chics but whatever.
    So my question is do you folks actually walk around talking like that or is this guy just milkin the accent thing for all its worth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by echlectica View Post
    So where I live in North Texas, I go to a lot of underground parties and and we have a small scene of regular attendies and one of these people happens to a guy who claims to be from Scotland. I'm sure the dude is really Scottish but thats not what bugs me about him. what bugs me and a lot of other people is how he walks around talking at everyone with this really thick, seemingly forced accent that seems a bit contrived it especially thickens when he's talking to chics, ok fair enough I suppose I might pull the same shit in Scotland but what really grinds everyones gears, both dude and chics alike is that he walks around saying,"Aye lad" or "Aye lass" to everyone in this thick gravely voice that seems completely fake. Now dude is a fixture arund here exept for the fact that he's been kicked out of some places for being weird with chics but whatever.
    So my question is do you folks actually walk around talking like that or is this guy just milkin the accent thing for all its worth?
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    Oh yeah! That Scottish dude in North Texas.

    His uncle's name is Bob.


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    Quote Originally Posted by echlectica View Post
    So where I live in North Texas, I go to a lot of underground parties and and we have a small scene of regular attendies and one of these people happens to a guy who claims to be from Scotland. I'm sure the dude is really Scottish but thats not what bugs me about him. what bugs me and a lot of other people is how he walks around talking at everyone with this really thick, seemingly forced accent that seems a bit contrived it especially thickens when he's talking to chics, ok fair enough I suppose I might pull the same shit in Scotland but what really grinds everyones gears, both dude and chics alike is that he walks around saying,"Aye lad" or "Aye lass" to everyone in this thick gravely voice that seems completely fake. Now dude is a fixture arund here exept for the fact that he's been kicked out of some places for being weird with chics but whatever.
    So my question is do you folks actually walk around talking like that or is this guy just milkin the accent thing for all its worth?

    from I am where from .... if We see someone walking around in Kilt and sporran. that tourist's third sister on next side was scottish. Why. Guys walkin around town in a kilt makes you worse. Not Scottish.
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    Uh, so wait, what?

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    Someone kilt the thread ... cn
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    Op Next time you see him ask where in Scotland he is from but aye lad and aye lass sounds if it could come from Aberdeen area or northeast Scotland if he is Scottish ask him if he is

    going his mesages whitch most Scots call there shopping.

    I am Scotish but don't go around like a stereotypical Scot he sounds as if he is maybe milking it to get some.

    As for wearing the kilt its only cool when you have a pair of convers on and naeh drars on [underwear]
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    Old but nice joke:

    Tourist lady:
    What is worn under the kilt?
    Scotsman:
    Nary a thing, Ma'am! It's all in parrfect warrking orrder!

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