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    Default Anyone ever smoke theirselves stupid?

    Like the whole time your high you act dumb and say and do weird things... Also has anyone ever smoked enough weed to hallucinate or think your hallucinating?
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    Hallucinate? Yes. cn
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    You're probably always dumb and act and say weird things, you were just so high that you finally noticed about your self what everyone else already knew; your stupid and obnoxious.


    Lol jk
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    She was shopping for some alcohol, when some brother says "daaaaaamn, Lashonda, you finer than a MF.....lay up in that cheese and let me get a pic"

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    Hmm...smoking myself stupid.....Yah !

    Once I was making Fried Chicken. Got the oil nice and hot. Batter the Chicken.
    Didn't use the thongs to put the Chicken into the oil. Did the old drop it in with the fingers.
    Was so stone and stupid. The oil was boil over my fingers. Kind of spaced for a moment. LOL
    Got a little burned a bit.

    I'm no longer allowed near the stove when I'm High....No,no, no,....
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    You really were fried. cn
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    Quote Originally Posted by cannabineer View Post
    You really were fried. cn
    Do you get like a good belly laugh everytime you post a pun? Or is it more just like an automatic reaction now? I picture you sitting in front of a monitor slamming out puns with a stone cold face, no laughter whatsoever... But I would prefer you got a nice belly laugh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClaytonBigsby View Post
    She was shopping for some alcohol, when some brother says "daaaaaamn, Lashonda, you finer than a MF.....lay up in that cheese and let me get a pic"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeyoteReligion View Post
    Do you get like a good belly laugh everytime you post a pun? Or is it more just like an automatic reaction now? I picture you sitting in front of a monitor slamming out puns with a stone cold face, no laughter whatsoever... But I would prefer you got a nice belly laugh!
    I hate to disappoint, but I usually type my puns with a flat affect. Sometimes when I have some good repartee going, I'll grin like a dog shitting peach pits, but that takes those rare times when i'm in verbal ping-pong with an inspired partner. I reserve the belly laughs for the puns and wondrously offhanded insights of others. Theirs, unlike mine, contain that delightful element of surprise. cn
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    Quote Originally Posted by cannabineer View Post
    I hate to disappoint, but I usually type my puns with a flat affect. Sometimes when I have some good repartee going, I'll grin like a dog shitting peach pits, but that takes those rare times when i'm in verbal ping-pong with an inspired partner. I reserve the belly laughs for the puns and wondrously offhanded insights of others. Theirs, unlike mine, contain that delightful element of surprise. cn
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    Quote Originally Posted by cannabineer View Post
    I hate to disappoint, but I usually type my puns with a flat affect. Sometimes when I have some good repartee going, I'll grin like a dog shitting peach pits, but that takes those rare times when i'm in verbal ping-pong with an inspired partner. I reserve the belly laughs for the puns and wondrously offhanded insights of others. Theirs, unlike mine, contain that delightful element of surprise. cn
    Have you heard of the author Piers Anthony? He writes fiction fantasy I guess you would call it, a specific long running series focusing around the land of Xanth...it's like 40 books long and running still I think. Every book is FULL of puns, ranging from quick ones easy to pass over, and some really good ones that give a great laugh. I was turned onto these books by my mom when I was in middle school (25 now) and I smashed through them. I think it gave me the odd sense of humor I have today, many people are unable to pick up on it except good friends, even they can't figure my ass out. Anyways, if you haven't read these yet I bet you would get a good kick out of them. The series can get old as its all full of puns all the time, but a fun read. The author even has readers submit ideas for epic puns to tie into the story. I bet a short wiki search will tell you if you'd be interested or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClaytonBigsby View Post
    She was shopping for some alcohol, when some brother says "daaaaaamn, Lashonda, you finer than a MF.....lay up in that cheese and let me get a pic"

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