If you could have any pet... (even fictional )

Originally Posted by ANC

A giant pink polar bear.

Oh stop. cn

A nest/hive of telepathic driver ants who accept me as their King. cn

it rubs lotion on itself

Originally Posted by KushXOJ

And a Koala bear










Bitches love Koala bears

You don't really want a Koala.

They smell really bad and have chunks of shit hanging off of their fur.

They only eat Eucalyptus leaves and they do not cuddle.

I would totally like a Liger as a pet, they're awesome.

Originally Posted by jessy koons

You don't really want a koala.

They smell really bad and have chucks of shit hanging off of their fur.

They only eat Eucalyptus leaves and they do not cuddle.

I would totally like a Liger as a pet, they're awesome.

I second the Liger. I am amazed that a creature so large and powerful is so gentle with the ladies.



I'd love a pack of wolves if I had an infinite backyard or a house in the wilderness. They wouldn't be pets, but friends... Most of you know I'm a wolf on the inside and have been since I can remember.. The last bit of this clip is adorable btw!!!

Originally Posted by xKuroiTaimax

I second the Liger. I am amazed that a creature so large and powerful is so gentle with the ladies.

You have to be careful with tender meat.

I've had a pet tree before. He was in a 15 gallon container and I would often take him with me when I would go out. Having a pet tree is a great way to meet girls. Eventually he became rootbound and I had to plant him. I planted him in a park in Santa Barbara and just the other day I went to visit him and some homeless bum was sleeping under him. I ignored the bum while I pruned of a dead branch. He looks good and he seems happy. That's all you can hope for.

Pikachu.
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