A nest/hive of telepathic driver ants who accept me as their King. cn
I'd love a pack of wolves if I had an infinite backyard or a house in the wilderness. They wouldn't be pets, but friends... Most of you know I'm a wolf on the inside and have been since I can remember.. The last bit of this clip is adorable btw!!!
I've had a pet tree before. He was in a 15 gallon container and I would often take him with me when I would go out. Having a pet tree is a great way to meet girls. Eventually he became rootbound and I had to plant him. I planted him in a park in Santa Barbara and just the other day I went to visit him and some homeless bum was sleeping under him. I ignored the bum while I pruned of a dead branch. He looks good and he seems happy. That's all you can hope for.