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Failed my road test for the 3rd time today
Hahahahaha... Maaaaaan. That guy was a straight up punk ass. A little backstory in case y'all don't know, I'm 20 and my mom is literally forcing me to take it or she's gonna kick me out. I've almost saved enough for a down payment on a place with a couple of my buddies but she won't listen. I usually take the city bus to my work (BK, sadly) and I've been totally cool with it and stuff. I mean, I go to work baked and listen to my favorite music on the bus and play my DS... what's not to like, right?
Well my mom is in psycho mode again (must be that time of month) and my dad is on his usual "business trip". She just got done buying me a car and fixing it up for over $4,000 THAT I NEVER ASKED FOR. So I failed again, this time by 1 point (literally 26 when I needed 25). Well, this time I didn't come in baked and managed to do better. But still I was ready to seriously crack that son of a bitch in the nose, he could tell my frustration level when I was yelling at his ass in the DMV. I had to get escorted out by two other employees.
Thing I failed on was just a buncha minor shit, you tellin' me that asshole never makes one fuckin' mistake on the road? What if I took that little fuckin' sheet and started grading him on a trip back to where his ass lives?
Now you may think I'm mad about failing, I'm not, I could really give a shit less about it. I'm mad about now having to wait for a few months before I can take it again cuz my mom said I needed to have it BY THIS TRY. The "examiner" didn't even allow me to explain my situation, and was stone-faced and stern the entire tense ass ride. Good God. This is some shit ain't it? I just sparked up a joint but now I'm pissed again because I haven't told her yet.
Last edited by Pole Pot; 06-23-2012 at 12:58 PM.
I hope this is a joke
bahaha what a fail.
dude, your 20yo, live at home, and dont have a drivers license? get a freaking clue you unmotivated slacker. the freedom to drive is huge, but you are one of those that seem to take things for granted. i lied when i was 15 to get a job washing dishes so i could buy a motorcycle without my parents handouts. sounds like your parents need to pack your shit and kick your ass out. whats wrong with young people these days?.
Wait. You're 20....
I hope your mom bought you an automatic
Stick might be complicated
*ding*. Fries are done....*burning smell
No. you are riding your break....*burning smell
*authority issues*
Like I said bro, I take the BUS. It saves money, I'm trying to save for a house with a couple friends. That sounds pretty motivated to me... No need for a vehicle in this big ass city anyway when everything is done by metro or bus.Originally Posted by superstoner1
Why did you put "examiner" in quote marks? And why should he spare one second for an explanation? It's a test. Perform or be removed. cn
"My god ... it's full of stars!" - David BowmanneerGreen 2: Soilless grow
just tell her you got that shit and start wheeling fuck it
"use to play the back block where i rolled my dutchies the store was always free cause i stole my munchies"
That ranks up with a dude i worked with as a teen. dude said he failed the marines entry exam 5 times and was
looking forward to the next chance he could try to get in again. that dude was baked all of the time.
"Wheels are made for rolling, mules are made to pack
I've never seen a sight that didn't look better looking back
I was born under a wandrin' star"
i say you need to have a better attitude about the test. and since you needed to pass this time and didnt, maybe you can beg your mom for some more practice on the road before the next test.
having a license is good thing to have even if you dont use it right now.
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