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    Found this in my gmail.
    Dont worry I wont forget you lesser persons.
    Allow yourself to suck on this!
    Remember I`m Sir, Ok go ahead read that shits homie!!!

    Attention: Sir, (THATS ME)


    I have been watching your transaction with interest for some time now,
    since I was appointed the new Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria. I
    have never been in support of shady deals from president Gen. Olusegun
    Obasanjo, Senator David Mark and Dr. Jim Ovie of Zenith Bank. I have
    gone through your payment file and found out that you have completed
    all that is required of you to have your payment released into your
    nominated bank account, but the greed which exist in the lives of Dr.
    Jim Ovie of Zenith Bank, Senator David Mark and Mr. Philip Odueze will
    not let them do what they supposed to do to transfer your payment to
    you.


    About your payment, it has long been due and approved for transfer,
    but because of the amount involved which is above $1Musd, Dr. Jim Ovie
    of Zenith Bank and Mr. Philip Odueze including other Bank Directors
    will never let you no exactly what to do to get your funds transferred
    to your nominated bank account, because of their personal needs for
    money. Your payment was approved again to be paid which Mr. Philip
    Odueze and other Bank Directors gambled with and called the payment
    back, because of the same greed. The money you have spent in the past
    is nothing compared to what they make from your funds through what we
    called International Trade on Stock and Exchange.


    This is what Dr. Jim Ovie of Zenith Bank and Prof. Charles Soludo of
    Central Bank introduced to all of them, telling them never to approve
    your payment so that they can use it to trade on the International
    Market. In 60 days interval they make 10% of the amount. Check out how
    much they must have made with your payment since it was first approved
    for transfer. This the secret most of our foreign beneficiaries are
    not aware of and they need someone to stand for them to clear this and
    make them get their payments within 48 hours. I thank God for the new
    President of Nigeria who is not like the former president Gen.
    Olusegun Obasanjo, who was the master minder of all the corruptions
    here at the Presidency. To be frank with you, if I have known this
    before, you would've received your funds in your account before now,
    because I have known their secret which they believe no one else is
    aware of it.


    All you have to do is to work with Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) and
    they will get this document for you with the sum of $350 USD only,
    file in the document directly to the Office of the President and
    request for an immediate approval by the President and once that is
    done, the document will be sent to Central bank and automatically,
    they will contact you for remittance of your funds. Immediately you
    obtained the said document you will pay nothing to Central Bank of
    Nigeria, for any kind of Transfer fees as the same document will
    instruct the Central bank to deduct all fees from the original sum. I
    do not want you to let anyone know about this letter. I just want to
    expose them and help the cheated to receive their funds. Dr. Jerry
    Gana, Mr. Paul Sule, Prof. Soludo, Dr. Jim Ovie, Mr. Philip Odueze and
    others will never tell you about the Irrevocable Presidential Permit
    (IPP) because they know that once you have gotten this document, they
    will never have any reason to delay your payment for more than 48
    hours. This document is usually issued by the Association of Nigeria
    Lawyers popularly called the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA), Court of
    Justice, and the President himself.


    Now tell me, if the NBA backs you as their client, the Court of
    Justice Approves you as the True Beneficiary and the President says
    pay the beneficiary, who is bank and it's Directors to say no and
    delay your payment for one extra day? They will never let you have the
    Idea of this, because they want to keep making money with your funds
    which they believe is not an offenc. Since Prof. Charles Soludo, Dr.
    Jim Ovie, Mr. Philip Odueze and the African Development Bank directors
    have the right to place any unclaimed funds in the Escrow Account of
    the Central Bank of Nigeria. And when they do that, they claim that
    the payment has not yet been approved. The only way you can get this
    payment now is to immediately get the Irrevocable Presidential Permit
    (IPP) and once you have this document, you will file it in directly to
    the office of the President for an immediate release order. I am so
    sorry for all you have gone through.


    Yours Sincerely,
    Mr. Lamido Sanusi
    The Executive Governor Of The Central Bank of Nigeria.

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    and you opened the email......
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    Congrats, man! Drinks on you tonight!
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    Hell ya I opened it. I diddnt read but the first paragraph but I`m pretty sure its legit

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    Quote Originally Posted by charface View Post
    Hell ya I opened it. I diddnt read but the first paragraph but I`m pretty sure its legit
    You need to send them the money like NOW! So that way they can get you your money . . .
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    Lmao Congrats dude
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    Ya cant win if ya dont play, Fear of failure fear of sucsess, you know All that kinda shit.

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    Jesus cripes I just read some more and lets just leave it at there is some pretty
    heavy shit going on in surrounding my payment. I`m starting feel things I dont like feeling.
    I`m a good person and all but I shouldnt be backed in a corner like a scared dog. I`ll chew
    my fuckin leg off and then I cant promise anything. Just know that

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    I wish that was my avatar Carne Asade

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