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  1. 06-19-2012, 10:34 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Urca View Post
    was suppposed to stay the night at a friends, been hanging out all day, and leave early tomorrow.
    Not once during this night do i get any forewarning, I smoke them out, and then we go back to her place.
    30 minutes later that 1:30 she tells me she doesnt want me to stay anymore so that she can "get some sleep"
    Who sends their friends home walking at 1:30 in the morning in only pjs?
    thank god her ex was bullied into walking me home, but still, im so mad, why invite me over and not let me know all night that you didnt want me to stay, when the plan was for me to stay! Like seriously, dont rescind your invitation when its 2 am and im half asleep
    I haven't been on RIU since february, did you get laid yet? Doesn't sound like it, or u wouldn't be bitching about shit this dumb still. Get over it your friend is a bitch blah blah blah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClaytonBigsby View Post
    She was shopping for some alcohol, when some brother says "daaaaaamn, Lashonda, you finer than a MF.....lay up in that cheese and let me get a pic"
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    Hey Urca,
    I don't know if it has been suggested or not, but maybe the next time you see the bitch you could smack her right in the motherfucking mouth when she isn't looking and I bet she won't do it again....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyroscope View Post
    Hey Urca,
    I don't know if it has been suggested or not, but maybe the next time you see the bitch you could smack her right in the motherfucking mouth when she isn't looking and I bet she won't do it again....
    Make sure somebody records this ....
    I have a feeling it could go viral

    Remember to keep that chin down
    You don't want to be the reason it goes viral
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    "emotional luggage, nothin of it, i dont check bags, i just carry on, leave that bullshit in the past"
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    Quote Originally Posted by KushXOJ View Post
    Make sure somebody records this ....
    I have a feeling it could go viral

    Remember to keep that chin down
    You don't want to be the reason it goes viral
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    you'll taste the love better when I sit on your face!
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    More like this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyho1968 View Post
    More like this.
    All that yelling and chaotic noises made this video extremely difficult to masturbate to.......... but somehow I still managed
    "emotional luggage, nothin of it, i dont check bags, i just carry on, leave that bullshit in the past"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metasynth View Post
    NOT FUNNY! THIS SHIT IRKS THE FUCK OUT OF ME. 8 DOGS IN A PACKAGE, 8 BUNS IN A PACKAGE...WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH AN EXTRA BUN, BUNWASTER! You think we can just afford ton throw food down the garbage can? Now eat that bun dry, bitch! EAT IT!
    I think it's 8 dogs, 10 buns. You have extra buns every time.
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    or like this
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    So i went to the grocery store to buy corn, the sign says "33cents each or 1.28$ husk removed" seeing the pile of fresh corn next to the pre packaged "husk removed" corn i assume what u all do, ya wait lol my aunt starts peeling back some corn husks to pick the ones she wants when some emo kid walks up and points to the sign saying only these words" 1.28$ husks removed" all while sporting the most confusing look lol he repeats himself 30 more times until my aunt looks at him and points to the cob with half the husk peeled back rflmao asks "so it's 33 cents but if i pull back the husk u charge me 1.28$??" he says yes, we look at each other like dudes on crack lol. We continue to remove the husks...... and find out upon check out that yes the emo teen was correct, i'm still trying to figure this one out, hmm husk disposal fee???
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    I'm gonna go confuse tease and trap a few pedophiles online... I use my words wisely these days lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DelSlow View Post
    people keep changing the caption on my avatar
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    im on riu mostly during the outdoor season, so PM to get in contact, posts could take longer for a response but ill check in when i can.

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