if your a real g you dont need a pipe.
put that plant in between your lips, light, and inhale!
Do you have a fish tank?
Raole Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
You need to learn to fend for yourself and MacGyver a smoking device... It's easy enough to do... and lots of decent suggestions here.. the Bucket Bong is probably the clear winner in this situation...