I was the first person in my middle school to get a 10-day out of school suspension. Apparently drinking apricot schnapps and finger-banging your girlfriend are frowned upon at intramural basketball games.
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First off, i just read this: http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&...t4NLeG9fC8d04Q
When i was in school, putting a sex doll in a bathroom would have been considered small fry.
Before i start getting any 'your not american so how can you comment' remarks, i appreciate that things are different across the pond. Violence in schools is something to be concerned about and terrorism also, but this is just over-kill.
This kid could be getting 8 years! (unlikely i know but a possibility none the less)
If i hadn't of pulled a couple of pranks in school i would have turned out a-lot worse and resented the education system.
This kid pulls a prank at the end of his time at this school and they want to press felony charges. . wtf?
On a lighter side, anyone feel like sharing any stories about pranks you pulled in school?
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I was the first person in my middle school to get a 10-day out of school suspension. Apparently drinking apricot schnapps and finger-banging your girlfriend are frowned upon at intramural basketball games.
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Oh no dude dont even get me started.
Every kid I see nowadays is an exact replication os disney channel. No kids can go ouside anymore due to paranoid mothers. You cant be creative, all they do is play videogames(not complaining HA!). When I was a kid I went outside to play every day.. And Im only 24. I dont know how it has changed so much sicne then but I uess it has... My parents were old fashioned tohugh
My little brother when he was younger my parents fed him all soda and candy n shit. NOw he has terible ADD and hes a compelte little bitch faggot. He is prescribed 70mg VYVANSE. And has been since he was 7 YEARS OLD. WTF is wrong with people these days. .Myparents should even know that that is just TERRIBLE. He is short as FUCK. His growth was totally stunted and he is more fucked up in the head due to those litle fuckers]
They got mad at me for stealing thm once when I was younger but really I ws doing him a favor
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Holy hell we have had people fire off bottle rockets down pod shaped hallways, and set live animals loose in the hallways....given I live in a very rural area...but no charges were filed...it is ridiculous...but how many school officials have to wonder if that day is the day they get shot by a hormonally charged emo teen? Both scenarios are unfair...but they cause one another...kids can't be kids, because some kids are kids with uzi's...and they mess everything up for everyone...They whole thing just sux...I am a big fan of perhaps hitting him with a fake 911 call that way he learns a lesson about acting shady and wearing hoodies while carrying a package while his skin is dark...but I think everyone should just be like OMG we thought you were going to blow us up...good thing it was just a doll...oh you...lol...
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Se when I was in highchool t was very fucked up. They would call in groups of 30-60 kids, search them, suspend them for having ibuprofen or their ADD meds. The principle and the cop were butt buddies. The principle was doing at least a million things that could get him fired. They acused me of being a heroin addict, told my mom. Searched me, asked to go through my phone, I said no, they took it out of my hand and looked anyways. Then I told on them, and they both lied and said that never happened.
My friend was baked at school, they took him out in a stretcher, took phone out of his pocket, searched it(which is incidentally wat got me fucked), took his girlfriends keys out of her locker, searched her car which was in a neighborhood surrounding the school. He got fined out the ass because possession charges within 1000ft of a school are apparently a thousand times worse.
Needlesss to say they relentlessly fuck everyone without remorse, our school system is fucked and dont even get me started about young children and their parents/doctors
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Pretty sketchy.A janitor at Rushville Consolidated High School saw Morton run away from the school May 31, and security footage showed a person in a hooded sweatshirt and gloves entering the school with a package and leaving five minutes later without it, according to court documents.
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