If your not a girl then asking this is wrong in so many ways.
LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLL
Anyways no not butt sex, I take a shower every morning and at night sometimes and I wipe effectively. Yet my butthole hurts all the time. Like rug burn.. Or a swim suit rash..
Is someone buttfucking me in my sleep?![]()
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
If your not a girl then asking this is wrong in so many ways.
even if you are a girl this is wrong in so many ways...lol
Maybe you should stop using your butt as a pocket.
ASK a DR
Hey buddy...Yeah you.....Fucking pass that shit already
No like.. Im serious lol
Its happened the past two days but I recetly switched body wash, that has to be what it is
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Hahahahaha you crack me up high..
Sometimes being too clean causes it!! Try cleaning with plain water, no soap. If it's real bad, put a cleaning pad, those ones they use for kids , that has aloe in it and keep it on your bung hole for a day.
You just opened up a can of smart ass, and it's headed your way !! LOL . How many remarks can we get off this one? We can put it on Tosh 3.0 !! You have 20 seconds
Lol no Im a dude
Thanks heph I have to say the same about you : however I am extremely angry you changed your avatar
DMT is nowhere near as cool as mario
But dude pat theres some advice! That has to be what it was I remember I took a pre shower shit this morning and then I needed to clean my butthole. I think I did too good of a job. xD Oh god this thread.. THIS THREAD. Im gonna regret this in the morning xD
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Always have a look beind before bendimg over
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I now will, seriously though my roomates are some fucked up dudes lol
If they were secretly bleaching my butthole in my sleep I wouldnt know til 2020
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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