why does my butthole always hurt?

Originally Posted by high|hgih

Lol nah I love my roomates, if they are doing something like that Im sure Im doing something as payback in the process... theres like an ongoing prankwar and there has been for a few years now.

This gives me a new idea though, a jalapeno cut in half and inserted into their ass while sleeping? I think yes.

if you don't actually want to insert the pepper into their ass, i do have an alternate suggestion. i did this to a friend when i was a teenager and worked in produce, and the story seems relevant...

we got in a big shipment of rainier cherries and i knew they were this kid's favorite. so i took a habanero pepper and cut the top off. i then poked a bunch of tiny holes into the most beautiful cherry i could find, and i placed said cherry snugly into the habanero. filled my apron pocket with cherries and made a little cardboard divider and also put the pepper cherry in there. i located the kid and started pulling cherries out of my pocket and started making subtle nomnom noises in his presence. he demanded i give him one. i did.

it was fucking glorious. he could barely breathe for 10 minutes and he was screaming bloody murder (this was at a supermarket, in the bakery section) and he was pissed at me for a few days. totally worth it.

It's because the last person to wipe your arse correctly was your mother.