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    Your room mates are probly bleaching your butthole after they bust a nut in your booty hole
    ask them if you have a black hole
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    I have no clue why your asshole hurts. But....sometimes my belly button hurts really bad for a couple of seconds. Its really clean and it does not not poke out...any advise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by high|hgih View Post
    LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLL

    Anyways no not butt sex, I take a shower every morning and at night sometimes and I wipe effectively. Yet my butthole hurts all the time. Like rug burn.. Or a swim suit rash..

    Is someone buttfucking me in my sleep?
    Don't get too crazy with the toilet paper.

    Maybe you're wiping too hard? Lmao
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    straight guys.....

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    Lol I doubt its my roomates they wouldnt go as far as to mess with someones asshole. But thats just what theyd want me to think.

    maybe its a sign you need to get some food from youe mother
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    with my hairy ass situation, i have to wipe pretty hard to be sure.

    but despite this rough handling, the asshole is all better and pain free soon after.

    if persistent pain remains for too long, you might want to see a doctor.

    that said, on with the ass jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1993stoner View Post
    I have no clue why your asshole hurts. But....sometimes my belly button hurts really bad for a couple of seconds. Its really clean and it does not not poke out...any advise?
    Sneaky double negative there... So you have an outie belly button...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1993stoner View Post
    I have no clue why your asshole hurts. But....sometimes my belly button hurts really bad for a couple of seconds. Its really clean and it does not not poke out...any advise?
    No shit that could be a sign of a hernia. wiggle it and if you feel pain at the asshole, you could have a hernia. You don't even have to cough

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    Right! Carne my ass is ver hairy.. I think Im just cleaning too hard lol I HATE butt stank
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    h|h ... allow me to recommend a dab of Vaseline. I suffer from FGAD (Frequent Geriatric Anal Discomfort) and a dab of Vaseline works wonders in controlling both the pain and the embarrassing social phenomenon of Volcanic Perineal Pruritus, aka the Don't-look Itch. When Vaseline is unavailable, (unmedicated!!!!!) lip balm is a ... balm. They don't call it CrapStick fer nuthin'. cn
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