Help me troll thieves

**UncleBuck** · 06-15-2012, 11:41 PM

so i found out who has been breaking into my greenhouse and stealing my plants.

the neighbors were over for a bonfire. we got to talking about the break ins, and the son mentioned one of his friend's facebook posts which read "stolen plants. #goodbud". it was posted by the same kid in the rastafarian hoodie who my neighbor saw gawking at my greenhouse.

well, i now have pictures, names, and addresses of the three kids involved in the thieving.

what would you do now?

first thought: knock on their door, talk to their parents.

second thought: my neighbor and i go to the police and report seeing them trespassing on my property.

third thought: elaborate troll prank that leaves them scarred for life (no bodily injuries).

so, what would you do?

**Fungus Gnat** · 06-15-2012, 11:49 PM

Stalk them and drive by slow while not breaking eye contact.

**Kaendar** · 06-15-2012, 11:54 PM

Any straight forward revenge/police reports would be too easy. Make their lives hell. Teach em a lesson so they wont ever steal again.

**......** · 06-15-2012, 11:56 PM

I would find a minor to beat the shit out of that kid then shove the plant stem up his ass and plant him.

**Hepheastus420** · 06-15-2012, 11:57 PM

Hold it over their heads.. Make them tend to your yard, wash your car, make them go up to a big dude and give him a hug (so that they'll get a swift kick in the ass.. Then turn them in.