Help me troll thieves

i'm wondering how long ago did this happen and how many plants were stolen? Are you growing legally? If it happened recently i would go over there with your neighbor and confront them telling them you have the kid on video and you are going to report him to the authorities unless ________. Personally i would want to beat the shit out of the kid or have someone else do it but since you don't want to hurt him physically this is my best idea.

Break down his door grab him and put him in a big bag take him to your garage string him up and cut his throat..
too much?
ok x]
if your a medical patient knock on there door and tell his parents then everytime you see him drive slowly... then when he sees you and starts freaking out STOMP ON THE GAS! he be like oh shit ima get shot!
hopefully he doesnt carry a piece.
or you could just get him alone and talk to him like an adult and say well i have a video of you stealing my plants just give them back and no harm will come to you.

Print out a bunch of their pictures and put "have you seen me" on them.

make the date last seen like July 20,2012

Hang em around their houses should trip the little fuckers out

Originally Posted by UncleBuck

so i found out who has been breaking into my greenhouse and stealing my plants.

the neighbors were over for a bonfire. we got to talking about the break ins, and the son mentioned one of his friend's facebook posts which read "stolen plants. #goodbud". it was posted by the same kid in the rastafarian hoodie who my neighbor saw gawking at my greenhouse.

well, i now have pictures, names, and addresses of the three kids involved in the thieving.

what would you do now?

first thought: knock on their door, talk to their parents.

second thought: my neighbor and i go to the police and report seeing them trespassing on my property.

third thought: elaborate troll prank that leaves them scarred for life (no bodily injuries).

so, what would you do?

sic your chickens on them

Originally Posted by spitsbuds

2 options in my opinion. got to there hang out, bundle them in the back of the car. take them some where remote. not saying a word apart from sharping you're big big shinny knife. watch him scream and beg. lol that's the amount of respect thief's deseve im eyes and that what i would do and have done. i know its far from a sensible idea sorry.
but apart from that. i would do nothing. apart from start a rumor through a source you know will get back to him. saying you have a new amazing yop strain back. but in reality there 2 bull terriers hungry ones to in there. id wait for them and i lock them in there with the dogs. or you could just let them out once they entered the green house just to cover you're back. i.e in the fear and panic the dogs got out.if you aint got no dogs and if you're in the uk. send me a pm you can gladly lend my 2 bull terriers seriously id help np. ill even lock them-in for you

yea, this bull terrier is terrifying...

Originally Posted by KushXOJ

Print out a bunch of their pictures and put "have you seen me" on them.

make the date last seen like July 20,2012

Hang em around their houses should trip the little fuckers out

Yeah this one's a great idea hahahaha
Have your revenge in the best way man

gotta say, these are some pretty excellent suggestions.

they often ride their bikes around. if they leave their bikes outside at night, i may go and steal the left pedal off the bikes. once i notice they've replaced the left pedal, i'll go steal it again. same pedal. that's all.

and just for good measure, hang the pedals around my greenhouse.