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forums; Originally Posted by Kaendar Thats funny. Im gonna have to share that at the trimming circle down at the dispensary ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaendar View Post
    Thats funny. Im gonna have to share that at the trimming circle down at the dispensary next week. I just hope the asian guy doesnt buy the electric trimmer. I love trimming circles.
    That makes sense if you got a got a hot ass it's a known fact the barely legal hotties get all the good trim, I mean the only trim jobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MellowFarmer View Post
    That makes sense if you got a got a hot ass it's a known fact the barely legal hotties get all the good trim, I mean the only trim jobs.
    People havent used the term "trim" referring to sex since like 1996.
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    2 options in my opinion. got to there hang out, bundle them in the back of the car. take them some where remote. not saying a word apart from sharping you're big big shinny knife. watch him scream and beg. lol that's the amount of respect thief's deseve im eyes and that what i would do and have done. i know its far from a sensible idea sorry.
    but apart from that. i would do nothing. apart from start a rumor through a source you know will get back to him. saying you have a new amazing yop strain back. but in reality there 2 bull terriers hungry ones to in there. id wait for them and i lock them in there with the dogs. or you could just let them out once they entered the green house just to cover you're back. i.e in the fear and panic the dogs got out.if you aint got no dogs and if you're in the uk. send me a pm you can gladly lend my 2 bull terriers seriously id help np. ill even lock them-in for you

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    Strip them naked. Tie their hands to their ankles. Staple a welcome mat to their back and throw them into a gay bar. Leave a note, "Loves bareback. No lube."

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    Two thing, first go know on parents door. Second thing, print their picture and put them on the door and windows they break in on your green house case they come back they will know you know. Also go get a few "game cams" the ones the hunters use for deer, any good sporting goods store will have them they take great infared night photos. Motion sensitive.
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    Also I have bebecam.com installed at my places. They are wireless cameras that cost 99 bucks each. You can monitor from iphone or any computer and android. Very private very cool.

    They dont record but whoever is in there wont know that also they make the fake security cameras you can mount outside all around they look real and once again no one knows but you.
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    Do they live with their parents? You could get them a subscription to a gay porn mag and send them a male blow up doll as a gift, I'm sure their parents would be proud.

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    let them steal a plant that has the buds covered in a powder that will burn the lungs, pepper, paprika, chilli, etc they will not touch that shit again.
    or get rid of them for good and add ground/powdered glass.
    Last edited by WeeGogs; 06-16-2012 at 10:25 AM.

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