Help me troll thieves

Someone help me trim

I just got my ass kicked at work, well not literally. My co-worker and I recieved and cooked 120 dinner orders in 60 minutes, and I came home to a big pile of weed that needs trimming...And I have to work for the neext 3 days....And I can't put it off cause it's dry and needed to be manicured and put into jars like 4 hours ago....Fuck.....

but man a call would be easier to track, and you could fuck up and laugh....i sure would

Originally Posted by Stickystickyganja

Hahah just imagine the damage that 1 phone call would create...HIROSHIMA all over again in their residences.
But seriousily though, if you dont wanna take that road, take it oldschool and pay some young punk to kick his ass, or even just to spook him shitless. $100 to kids is alot of cash. Imagine the ass kicking that would go down......were talking Chuck Norris here.

that idea did cross my mind, but i'm ruling out bodily injury.

i think your first idea is a winner, and will likely be doing it.

Get a pet dog or skunk lol

Originally Posted by Stickystickyganja

but man a call would be easier to track, and you could fuck up and laugh....i sure would

pay phone, block the number. my work career to until lately has been on the phones telling people what they want/need to hear, no worries of me laughing. i would even go through great lengths to compose and rehearse a professional script first, too.

i would stack talking to the police and their parents right on top of that. might have to have my neighbor talk to the parents though, since they would know my voice and my neighbor is a long time resident of the neighborhood who would know where they live and could act as a concerned third party.

i have a friend who works at a sign printing shop, could make a sign with the three kids that says "thieves" and stake it on my front lawn, along with many smaller signs stapled to each tree and post for a three block radius.

in fact, i am quite partial to this idea.

Originally Posted by UncleBuck

i have a friend who works at a sign printing shop, could make a sign with the three kids that says "thieves" and stake it on my front lawn, along with many smaller signs stapled to each tree and post for a three block radius.

in fact, i am quite partial to this idea.

Wait, did you get pictures/video? Now I gotta read the whole thread...

Originally Posted by UncleBuck

i have a friend who works at a sign printing shop, could make a sign with the three kids that says "thieves" and stake it on my front lawn, along with many smaller signs stapled to each tree and post for a three block radius.

in fact, i am quite partial to this idea.

Nah I wouldn't do that.The kid and all his friends would probably fuck with your property and shit after that.If you're gonna fuck with them make sure they don't know it's you so you can go to there parents and the cops afterwards still.
They also probably wouldn't care about the sign.....I know when I was a teenager I would just laugh if I seen that shit on my lawn.