Help me troll thieves

Originally Posted by ......

lmfao that would be hilarious and would start a bunch of drama.
Would suck if it turns out the kids a virgin though lol.

no sex is needed to contract aids.

and that idea would work better if i pretended to be calling from a clinic rather than pretending to be a government authority.

Buy a giant rat and release it in his car..

Oh but dress the rat up in a clown suit.

Originally Posted by UncleBuck

oh, wow. that would be perfect, but it might get authorities involved. that's the kind of thing that could land me in hot water as well.

but A+ on the idea, just brilliant.

Me and a couple guys did it to this prick on our football team. He was a TRAINWRECK for a couple days until my other buddy spilt the beans.
AND dude sooo what if it attracts police attention, all you are doing is dropping off a few letters and BOOM the bomb is brewing. There is no way to track it to you, what atre they gunna do...say.." mr officer, i stole some pot plants from this dude so it could have been him.
its worth every second you waste doing it

You had you plants stolen.You know who the thieves are. Nobody else would know better what to do about it but yourself.You can ask yourself what would Christopher Moltisanti do? Your not gonna get your plants back so might as well take some action and get some self-serving justice. Make them eat shit one at a time goddamnit. Get creative, improvise have some fucking contempt. WTF is this about trolling thieves? Don't you remember how much you hate thieves? Harness and direct that hatred. Or you can just carry on as Boy Batano would after receiving the shaft.

Originally Posted by ......

lmfao that would be hilarious and would start a bunch of drama.
Would suck if it turns out the kids a virgin though lol.

yea but.....would the little shits parents believe him?
odds are not likely

Originally Posted by Stickystickyganja

Me and a couple guys did it to this prick on our football team. He was a TRAINWRECK for a couple days until my other buddy spilt the beans.
AND dude sooo what if it attracts police attention, all you are doing is dropping off a few letters and BOOM the bomb is brewing. There is no way to track it to you, what atre they gunna do...say.." mr officer, i stole some pot plants from this dude so it could have been him.
its worth every second you waste doing it

i suppose you're right, but i think a phone call would be better. health clinics usually have anonymity rules which dictate that they can not disclose information in certain ways.

a phone call to the parents might be an awesome option, but then i'll have the parents worried sick about their shit stain of a child. i don't want to hurt the parents like that, just their shitty kids.

Originally Posted by elduece

You had you plants stolen.You know who the thieves are. Nobody else would know better what to do about it but yourself.You can ask yourself what would Christopher Moltisanti do? Your not gonna get your plants back so might as well take some action and get some self-serving justice. Make them eat shit one at a time goddamnit. Get creative, improvise have some fucking contempt. WTF is this about trolling thieves? Don't you remember how much you hate thieves? Harness and direct that hatred. Or you can just carry on as Boy Batano would after receiving the shaft.

i only know how to troll the internet.

in real life, you would never suspect me to be an internet troll. so i need real life ideas like stickstickyganja is proposing.