Buy a giant rat and release it in his car..
Oh but dress the rat up in a clown suit.
AND dude sooo what if it attracts police attention, all you are doing is dropping off a few letters and BOOM the bomb is brewing. There is no way to track it to you, what atre they gunna do...say.." mr officer, i stole some pot plants from this dude so it could have been him.
its worth every second you waste doing it
Hey buddy...Yeah you.....Fucking pass that shit already
You had you plants stolen.You know who the thieves are. Nobody else would know better what to do about it but yourself.You can ask yourself what would Christopher Moltisanti do? Your not gonna get your plants back so might as well take some action and get some self-serving justice. Make them eat shit one at a time goddamnit. Get creative, improvise have some fucking contempt. WTF is this about trolling thieves? Don't you remember how much you hate thieves? Harness and direct that hatred. Or you can just carry on as Boy Batano would after receiving the shaft.
a phone call to the parents might be an awesome option, but then i'll have the parents worried sick about their shit stain of a child. i don't want to hurt the parents like that, just their shitty kids.