Help me troll thieves

**PeyoteReligion** · 06-19-2012, 11:16 PM

Throw these kids in the back of a uhaul and drive around for a while. Go watch a movie or something and just leave them in there, maybe spray just enough pepper spray to make it unpleasant and leav em for a while. You will most likely need to cleen the piss off the floor before returning the uhaul.

Happy trollings!

**Wordz** · 06-19-2012, 11:23 PM

>seduce kids mom
>talk mom into quickie before kid returns
>leave trail of bud
>leave door cracked open
>kid comes home and finds murder scene.
>troll king

**Red1966** · 06-19-2012, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by Wordz

>seduce kids mom >talk mom into quickie before kid returns >leave trail of bud >leave door cracked open >kid comes home and finds murder scene. >troll king

Sounds a little extreme to me.

**UncleBuck** · 06-20-2012, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by wordz

>seduce kids mom
>talk mom into quickie before kid returns
>leave trail of bud
>leave door cracked open
>kid comes home and finds murder scene.
>troll king

>?????
>profit!

**RyanTheRhino** · 06-20-2012, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by UncleBuck

>?????
>profit!

**MrFrance** · 06-20-2012, 06:42 AM

get drunk go to his house and shout at the rocking chair on the porch. when they let you out of jail go home and sleep for a few hours.

**afrawfraw** · 06-20-2012, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by MrFrance

the door has now been wedged open and will be hard to close.

the boy is probably scheming with his own crew. he's gonna let you do all the work and take your entire crop. before you know it you will be his gimp ball gagged and trussed up like a chicken. You must strike soon as familiarity breeds contempt, the kid would have by now become familiar with the situation and the fact he can walk into your garden in broad fucking daylight.

put up placebo warning signs ie : Danger, Enter At Own Risk, Thieves Will Be Shot.

if he continues to use and abuse you. Shoot him.

If you use a booby trap, you can't be charged with Murder! Wire a shotty to a trip wire. 5 years max.

**Blue Wizard** · 06-20-2012, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by afrawfraw

If you use a booby trap, you can't be charged with Murder! Wire a shotty to a trip wire. 5 years max.

Just put down a couple of bear traps, it won't kill him and with any luck he will have a limp the rest of his life.

**Nothepolice** · 06-20-2012, 09:59 AM

Your all over complicating, you have to get inside his mind. Follow him around late at night screaming. Stand outside for hours, than walk towards the house and disappear in some bushes, every time you see him on the street slow down and drive along about 5metres behind him. Watch him from a distance. And for good measure, do it all in a clown costume XD