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    Quote Originally Posted by Murfy View Post
    and not really-

    that scarring. how old is this boy? 15?

    he doesn't play hockey or football? the game he had on saturday was a hundred times more physical than your hog tying episode.

    i think doin that would just piss him off.
    you don't think he would be embarrassed to have all the neighbors around see him tied up on my front lawn and have the cops haul him away?

    i would have been mortified if that happened to me at that age.

    and i can always act like i'm contemplating more serious routes of action with him tied up. stand over him and ask him if he knows what an adz is, tell him how sharp i like to keep mine. tell him i'm going into the house to get it and ask if he knows what lime and salt in an open wound feel like. walk inside, call the cops, but come out with limes, salt, and the adz.

    that 5 minutes until the cops show up will be the longest 5 minutes of his life
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    too close to a threat-

    of great bodily harm. go the goat way.plausible deniability. 100% the goat's not talkin.
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    oh-

    and no. kids don't care about embarrassment. every day for a teenager is fuckmy life.


    you gotta fuck with em.
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    Sharpen a knife in front of him. Then poke at his neck. Which is it Jr? Anterior or posterior jugular? See, the anteriors squirt, which is gross. But, your laying on your stomach, so it'll just drench the ground. You see, once I drain your body of blood, it's a lot easier to drag you into the grain silo.

    Seriously though...http://www.amazon.com/15-Grizzly-Bea.../dp/B00021UX68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murfy View Post
    oh-

    and no. kids don't care about embarrassment. every day for a teenager is fuckmy life.


    you gotta fuck with em.
    i took back my pity 'like'. your contributions to this thread have been nothing short of abortion inducing.

    your shitty posts are starting to give me cancer.
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    I still say spray the plants, and let'em teach themselves a lesson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheChosen View Post
    I still say spray the plants, and let'em teach themselves a lesson.
    Preferably something that causes sterility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abandonconflict View Post
    Make friends with parents too, be pillar of community, not a grower involved in drama.
    either that or have a sizable dog butt rape him

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    Quote Originally Posted by afrawfraw View Post
    That's a tough one. I'll kill anyone who steps foot in my house. Hands down, no question. But the yard. Eh. Maybe an HD camera or two. Post the video on youtube. The community would punish them more severely than some overworked judge.
    I DID suggest the video angle. UB didn't like it. cn
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