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    Mr.Ganja Mr. Ganja Urca's Avatar
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    So, I am looking for a job.
    And surprise surprise they drug test.
    I figured I'd have to quit smoking, which makes sense, but how do I clean out my system for when I "hopefully" get tested. Sounds weird to hope to get tested, but getting tested means they're interested in you, or want you to work there, and I really need that job.
    So, anything I can do to flush it all out of my system, faster than letting nature take its course?
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    try the synthetic urine,always worked for me and you dont gotta quit smokeing

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    I can hook you up with a job for 30 bucks an hour planting tulips.

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    Quit smoking for at least 2 weeks before test. Drink a SHIT TON of water. Seriously AT LEAST a gallon a day. Go running or at least walk a couple miles a day.

    Always worked for me. I don't like to use fake stuff. Plus a good tolerance break is good for you once in awhile.

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    Come on urca.. I figured you wouldn't start a thread for this question lol. Just google it and you'll have all your answers in the first three links.
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    I'm in the same boat. I am (was) a super heavy smoker, I was up to 3 bowls per session and still not getting high like I wanted, I'm on day 12 of not smoking and its killing me, fukin with my sleep and all. Anyway I went to the local head shop and bought a 7 day cleanse, I've only been drinking water, about 100-150 oz a day. I'm gonna buy a home test tomorrow to see if it worked, I'll let you know. good luck! I usually end with stay high but all things considered...
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    good luck with that
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    Use someone elses pee

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyho1968 View Post
    I can hook you up with a job for 30 bucks an hour planting tulips.
    I'll take that job, lol

    but a you can always exercise a lot to help get it out of your system. try cutting a hole in the bottom of a trash bag and putting your leg in it and wrap the bag around and tape it so you can still go jogging or running.
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    Quickfix works for sure
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