You know youre too high when....

pretending you're not at home when someone touches the doorbell and the car is blatantly in the driveway and the tv is on.

you've gone to bed and have left the tv on + the lounge/kitchen and toilet light on

the sofa is now your bed


ok ok i'll stop now

When you hit the blunt cherry first.

I'm so high cuase we live as one

you load yourself a "doublay-doublay" (2 larger size bong hits back to back) & you sit there for 30-45 minutes with the 2nd hit loaded, bong in one hand, lighter in the other & forget to take that 2nd hit for a long while.

When Cannabineer smoked way too much master kush and went on a rampage in Vegas.



I warned him. Then I sat back and took a plethora of compromising/incriminating photographs. Thanks CN for funding my retirement. Oh, by the way, I called the zoo. The penguin is fine. The vet said penguin eggs are much larger so there shouldn't be any permanent harm. However, you will have to pay for the damage to the hotel room. Apparently the giraffe had stomach issues.

Originally Posted by 1993stoner:7545235

I'm so high cuase we live as one

When you post some shit like this.

there's nowt in the kitchen yet you've managed to walk back into the lounge eating something sweet