You know youre too high when....

When you think that there is such a thing as too high...

When you can't find that God Damn 2l bottle of pop you KNOW was in the fridge an hour ago when you poured a glass. You search every where, and give up for the night thinking obviously that you are crazy. Only to wake up the next day, and find it in the cupboard where the glasses go.

When you girl asks you "Why in the hell is the pepper shaker in the microwave?"

floating around in a cheap inflatable dingy trying to draw on paper

You have bought a net stuck on the end of a piece of bamboo from the dollar shop

you've jumped off the pier and have ended up miles down the beach

Originally Posted by bigboybuds

When you can't find that God Damn 2l bottle of pop you KNOW was in the fridge an hour ago when you poured a glass. You search every where, and give up for the night thinking obviously that you are crazy. Only to wake up the next day, and find it in the cupboard where the glasses go.

When you girl asks you "Why in the hell is the pepper shaker in the microwave?"

lol my ex girlfriend used to do that all the time and then get angry and blame me ffs she was actually bonkers though bless

you pick up a box of 500 flexible party straws at the store as it's on promotion

you're on êbay looking at job lots

Originally Posted by bigboybuds

When you can't find that God Damn 2l bottle of pop you KNOW was in the fridge an hour ago when you poured a glass. You search every where, and give up for the night thinking obviously that you are crazy. Only to wake up the next day, and find it in the cupboard where the glasses go.

When you girl asks you "Why in the hell is the pepper shaker in the microwave?"

This right here.

For some inexplicable reason I go into cooking mode when I'm High. This usually results in me falling asleep after a good session on the bong, only to wake up several hours later with a house full of smoke....and a pizza that has been turned into solid carbon.

3 tins of chopped tomatoes in the cupboard that went out of date 2 years ago

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