LimeRIUcks?

there was a queen from new mexico
who grew not to like her new mexico
he likes to run
enjoys the bum
works el nightshift at Texaco.

His grasp of syntax's a bit breezy
and his stories stop just short of sleazy.
But he earns my respect
as a champion of sex:
he does make the thump look so easy.
cn

At RIU we produce the PZ's
Some stinky, some sticky, some cheesy
just give us a light
and to your delight
we'll have you high and weezy

his mania rivaled regis philbin,
his observations were damn amusin'.
he trolls here and there,
then returns to his lair,
that witty old cunt canna sylvan.

couldn't produce a grunt
so I kicked her in the cunt
now she's dead
in my bed
charming thread.

ode to Henry.

I went to my friend's house last night
Smoked her out proper and right
She then kicked me out
So I started to pout
And walked home pissed, high as a kite.

Remember the legend of stonedponey
Idoled by so many never a fony
U taught me to be kind and defeat the trolls
U gave me the courage to stand up to the moles
2 my dearest friend, stonedponey

awww... now I'm sad.