Jelqing

**Metasynth** · 05-31-2012, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Hepheastus420

That dong bong (yeah that's what it's gonna be called for now on) is a pretty stealthy idea (even though I'm sure stealth wasn't in it's creators mind upon making it). I mean what kinda cop would want to touch a dudes dildo looking piece?

Haha, just keep it in a bag with other sex toys...brilliant! Just pray you don't get arrested by a female officer...lol

**DelSlow** · 05-31-2012, 03:23 PM

How can jerking it make your dick bigger?

If that were true, I would have a 10 foot cock

**DROPZILLA** · 05-31-2012, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Metasynth

I see what you did there...double entendre...Niiiice.

is that french for "i want it in the ass too.."

**polyarcturus** · 05-31-2012, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Hepheastus420

I was jelqing it and my penis fell off. What should I do?

see what happens?

**jamboss** · 05-31-2012, 04:47 PM

This thread just took off lol.

**reppinhigh22** · 05-31-2012, 04:59 PM

rofl.. I did not just read this entire thread.. okay I did.. This shit is ridiculous haha

**ScoobyDoobyDoo** · 05-31-2012, 05:28 PM

see...not even the MODS will get in the way of a good cat fight!!

**RainbowBrite86** · 05-31-2012, 05:30 PM

Dude...you can call me fat, ugly, stupid, a man lol, anything, I do not care. But words like "kids", "children", etc, should never fall out of your mouth in an argument with a mother unless you want your mouth filled with a foot.